Funkmaster Mayfield

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Funkmaster Mayfield

Funkmaster Mayfield

@mayfworld

Your one stop shop for bad jokes about Denver, sports, movies, TV, etc., sprinkled with incorrectly used 90's rap slang.

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Funkmaster Mayfield
Funkmaster Mayfield@mayfworld·
Well folks it’s that time again to fire up the old twitter machine for a few and see what can cause me anxiety today
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Chris Bianchi
Chris Bianchi@BianchiWeather·
Happy 23-year anniversary of the '03 blizzard - Denver's 2nd-biggest snowstorm on record! 31.8" of snow fell between March 17-19. Aurora picked up 40" and 6 feet fell in Evergreen! The heavy, wet snow ripped a hole in the roof at DIA. What do you remember? #COwx
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Funkmaster Mayfield@mayfworld·
They clearly put a lot of money into Padma’s new show on Paramount but it still feels pretty LIV-Tour-y
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cinesthetic.
cinesthetic.@TheCinesthetic·
What’s a movie you love that you swear no one ever talks about like the world has forgotten it?
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Funkmaster Mayfield@mayfworld·
You ever see the other person typing on Teams and be like, “Oh no you don’t it’s my TURN mother fucker”
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Dan Orlovsky
Dan Orlovsky@danorlovsky7·
Man the first 15 minutes of “UP” will get ya huh…..
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cinesthetic.
cinesthetic.@TheCinesthetic·
What movie is so ridiculously stupid, but you secretly love it?
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Funkmaster Mayfield
Funkmaster Mayfield@mayfworld·
The Romancing the Stone movies made you love Douglas and Turner while kind of hating DeVito but really liking him. War of the Roses made you hate Douglas and Turner while kind of liking DeVito but really hating him. If that change works for you cool but it didn’t for me.
The Sting@TheStingisBack

In 1989, Michael Douglas, Kathleen Turner, and Danny DeVito flipped expectations with The War of the Roses. This pitch-black divorce satire violently dismantled their once-wholesome Romancing the Stone and Jewel of the Nile chemistry, a bold, brilliant and hilarious move.

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Funkmaster Mayfield
Funkmaster Mayfield@mayfworld·
@ManagerTactical This is a team where it feels like we’re playing multiple games of whack-a-mole, none more critical than the one around CP’s health
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Tactical Manager
Tactical Manager@ManagerTactical·
Christian Pulisic in 2026 so far: 8 games 0 goals 0 assists *Only 306 minutes played due to injury, which is the main issue. USMNT 🇺🇸 fans, we are less than 4 months from the World Cup… anyone concerned?
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Bob Ryan
Bob Ryan@GlobeBobRyan·
So sorry to learn of Doug Moe’s death. It is neither an exaggeration nor a cliche to say there was no coach like him. He was both hilarious and brutally honest. And he was damn good. I envy the media folk who got to cover him on a daily basis.
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Grant Bilse
Grant Bilse@WiscoGrant·
been studying this graphic for 10 minutes
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Mile High Moments
Mile High Moments@MileHighMoments·
Happy Birthday to No. 2⃣2⃣ Tony Lilly! The Denver Broncos drafted Lilly in the 1984 3rd round out of @GatorsFB. He was a Bronco safety through the 1987 season and endured a rough game in Super Bowl XXII. Lilly played in 61 games, with 18 starts, and had 9 INTs, 3 FRs, and 1 sack.
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Jarvis
Jarvis@jarvis_best·
Olympic skiers are like “I have 2% body fat. I train 23 hours a day. I have had 87 surgeries” and Olympic snowboarders are like “I have smoked this many drugs today” and they hold up their hand which is in a mitten.
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