Funkmaster Mayfield
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Funkmaster Mayfield
@mayfworld
Your one stop shop for bad jokes about Denver, sports, movies, TV, etc., sprinkled with incorrectly used 90's rap slang.






In 1989, Michael Douglas, Kathleen Turner, and Danny DeVito flipped expectations with The War of the Roses. This pitch-black divorce satire violently dismantled their once-wholesome Romancing the Stone and Jewel of the Nile chemistry, a bold, brilliant and hilarious move.

Here we go again. The fake liberal media says I’m charging $5,000 for front-row tickets. They know damn well that’s not the full story. Those are extremely limited First Class seats like I explained — FOUR tickets per row, first five rows only (5k per seat row 1, 4k row 2, 3k row 3, 2k row 4, 1k row 5) — Again ONLY 4 seats in rows 1 through 5 (20 "first class" seats in venues that hold 15k to 25k people) But instead of reporting facts or that lawn seats are only 50 bucks or how we are cutting out the scalpers, they twist it for headlines / clicks and to attack me - nothing new here. I WILL pray for them but I know that sooner or later God will cut ‘em down.

Imagine going to a theater in 1979 and seeing Alien cold w/o even a trailer.




Rockies, RHP Tomoyuki Sugano reportedly agree to 1-year deal, per MLB's @harding_at_mlb.

Spring training starts, and Rockies 1B Kris Bryant goes on the 60-day IL where he'll be out for at least the first 57 games of the season. Bryant, who played only 11 games last season, has played in 170 games in the first four years of his 7-year, $182 million contract.

Happy Birthday to @cjandersonb22! The Denver Broncos signed Anderson as an UDFA in 2013. He played for the Broncos through 2017. With DEN, Anderson played in 63 games, with 38 starts, amassed 4,315 total yards and 26 TDs. He was a 2014 Pro Bowler and is a Super Bowl 50 champion.








