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No man wants a woman who cusses. Swear words, obscenities, profanity, and vulgarity are not feminine or godly. Foul language is foul. But from women, who are to be the “fairer sex” and the “gentle and quiet spirits,” it’s abhorrent. Stop it.

Make Women Be Quiet Again When did it become normal for women to be so loud, annoying, and masculine? I, as a woman, am even annoyed at how non-womanly other women have become. It's honestly disgusting and annoying. Who thought it would be a good idea to ruin women like this?

It should be required for girls to take classes on cooking, household management, pregnancy, childbirth, child development, and childcare that would prepare them to be housewives, because many women realize that they want to become a housewife as adult who didn’t consider it when they were children. We don’t let children decide whether or not they want to learn math, we just make it mandatory because we know there are a lot of jobs and other situations they may encounter in the future where it’s important to understand math. Being a housewife is the most common “job” for women in America, so we should just automatically include those relevant classes as mandatory for girls.

BREAKING: The US says it will arrest all people who criticize ICE on social media.

Women of a certain age: One of the biggest mistake you make is thinking that hairstyles for younger women flatter you. They don't. They really, really don't. They look ridiculous, try-hard, and they make you appear insecure and silly. If you're a lady of 50 or over, you just can't get away with it. I don't care what your middle aged girlfriends tell you-they're lying. All of you are prone to falling into trends and gassing each other up with lies. I'm a gay man, and I'll tell you the truth. These au courant styles look terrible on you. Especially the "messy" ones. You are wasting the beauty you do have as an older woman. Your best bets? -Shoulder length pageboy (many variations, parted on the side -Similar, but with a soft wave roller set. Groomed. Think updated 1950s And if you have long hair, for god's sake, put it UP. Long flowing hair is for younger women. It's always been a sign of the maiden, not the matriarch. Wear it in a twist. Put it in a tasteful chignon at the nape (see M. Trump). Something like that. Older women who wear these styles command respect, admiration, and the room. -Uncle Josh

Perimenopause symptoms no one talks about. I’ll go first: Forgetting words that I’ve used every day for decades

How many of these have you actually used in real life? Be honest👀