Mike Mayo Gumo

@timesdigital_ke Was she born that size?

Citizen TV Journalist Lilian Muli NEVER ages 👀

@Bossyator @AchokaJunior3 There is absolutely nothing wrong with doing for yourself what you really want to do for yourself

Baba built himself a mini-statehouse in Riat, Kisumu County.

@Mastardcesh Butula ni Busia wewe

Intel reveals that Hon. Otiende Amollo is set to replace National Speaker Moses Wetangula. Reason: Moses Wetangula recently is reported being disgrace to the National Assembly: Operating the parliament like his Butula House. Wetangula doesn't follow the National Assembly norms. They said no, this mumus might bring a lot of problems to UDA and Opposition. Now, Otiende Amollo is warming his back carburettor to sit on Wetangula's throne😂 Guess Wetangula will return to farm and major on his sugarcane in Butula😂 will be watching sessions only on TVs and YouTube. Byee Wetangula, they loved you until Otieno came to take your love. He is loved most. Go focus on farming. Thank you for articulating corruption and initiating corruption in parliament. Father of deals. Lakeside and Galenjin are now owning the Government of Kenya hahaha. Luhyas na Kikuyus wanatolea pole pole. Next ni Kindiki. [RECEIPTS ATTACHED BELOW]

@Asmali77 🐮

She meant Ai. As in Artificial Insemination

@tongbingxue @wuodosur @oaks_legend comments fupi fupi

Former NBA player Yao Ming returned to his alma mater, Shanghai Jiao Tong University (SJTU), to attend the university's 130th anniversary celebration.

@thee_alfa_house Ako sawa kabsa

This is how Sakaja dressed that prompted Ruto's backlash. Be the judge.

@CopShakurkihara Twins

What role does Fred Arocho play in government? Is he a bodyguard or something? Lately, I’ve been seeing him everywhere Raymond Omollo is.

How is my great party of ODM begging for zoning in Luo Nyanza, Coast ?

@Mghazake @Ceverene That whole CDF committee should go home

Yaani Jina ya mbunge imekula space mpaka inabidi jina ya shule iandikwe in abbreviations

@Mghazake @Ceverene Joker

Wazee hutazama mbele Wala sio hapa. Mkulima hupanda shamba hata kabla aone mvua Wala mavuno.

@davidmakali1 @oaks_legend

Where did this boy get money to fete a school with a bus?

@davidmakali1 Nuru Okanga angesema hii ni swali ya Nursery

@thatguymcflizzy @KhalifKairo @oaks_legend

@KhalifKairo Unavaa suit to go work online?

Thank God for the new week🙏

@Mizaniafrica Najua wamefanya ile kitu lakini isoriat, vindu vichenjanga @oaks_legend

WESTLANDS: HIGHLY FLUID RACE DESPITE LEADERSHIP EDGE Nelson Havi leads with 30.8%, followed by Alvin Olando (13.5%) and Mike Gumo (11.8%), with a massive 37.2% undecided. Mizani Africa Insight: The extremely high undecided share makes this a high-volatility electoral environment.

@CarolmNyaga Specialized treatment

SHA is working, what was he doing in India?

The King never leaves his Soldiers - Alexander the Great

@JmJuma1 Lol

Being a blogger is hard buana, you turn your back against those who attended your wedding to appease those who don't even know you're married.🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

@Footballtweet @ed_kemboi

The only Ballon d’Or winner that no one ever questioned. ⚽️🏆