Maya Baratz Jordan

Whoever invented babies is a genius. Babies are a platform. So many businesses built on babies.

Tired: talking about old Twitter on old Twitter Wired: talking about new Twitter on new Twitter (I’m mbaratz there too) threads.net/t/CuWoaqtOi3U/…

I can’t believe my face eggs. #SuccesionHBO

Not having a blue checkmark is the new having a blue checkmark.

So honored to share that Conceive has been named one of @fastcompany’s Most Innovative Companies of 2023! fastcompany.com/90849189/most-…

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At Conceive, we help you understand if you can get pregnant—and then we do everything in our power to get you there. And we’ve been working on some BIG changes as part of that mission… 🧵

the same but different

I mean they warned us?

An advent calendar but every day you open the little door and get surprised by a new virus your kid picked up and brought home. Happy holidays 2022!!

@CaseyNewton Lots of pre 2020 vibes in this tweet

Right now the timeline feels kind of like the day those llamas escaped, except this time the llamas are loose in Twitter HQ and are trying to shut the company down

Apparently the best way to become a millionaire is to be a billionaire and then buy Twitter.

@CaseyNewton Didn’t a bunch of users just attach their credit card numbers to their profiles? What could go wrong!

According to messages shared in Twitter Slack, Twitter’s CISO, chief privacy office, and chief compliance officer all resigned last night. An employee says it will be up to engineers to “self-certify compliance with FTC requirements and other laws.”

@ashleymayer Ok fine I’ll share my apple

I am once again trying to explain Daylight Savings to my very hungry dog

@ashleymayer @EvelynRusli Lol this def feels like it belongs on our text thread

@EvelynRusli Never! Maybe you're just highly influential 😉

Can't decide whether to make my entire personality "I still haven't had Covid" or "so I just got an Oura ring..."

@arctictony What! Huge loss for Twitter.

I'm also consciously uncoupled from Twitter. It’s a weird day, people on either side of the 50% aren’t sure whether to be grateful or gutted. What I know is how honored I am to have spent time with wonderful people who show an unprecedented level of care for each other.

He wants to launch the $20 verification thing on Nov 7. Midterms on Nov 8. 😘

Woah someone built an old and crappy posterity Twitter, somewhere you can talk about lunch and even be greeted with the fail whale sporadically! Missed this wholesome chaos: bit.ly/3fiFThc

@CaseyNewton Seems a bit classist, no?

Some news from inside Elon’s war room: Twitter is strongly considering making verified users pay $4.99 a month to keep their badges. Many questions remain. Subscribe to read ➡️ platformer.news/p/elons-first-…

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I frankly care less about what he does to Twitter the product than I do about yet another critical election being influenced by fake news on an influential international media co.