Super MC

See how Crystal Palace are playing Mancity like it’s just a friendly match. But when it’s Arsenal, suddenly teams start playing like their lives depend on it. Anyways, thank God for the bravery of Everton. Proper club, proper fans, respect to the Evertonians 🙌

Nike store sarrit center imekua museum unajionea bei unashtuka unatoka 💔😂😂

A moving man anafaa kumeet his luck after how long, juu nimeenda mbali sana mamaye

One day I’ll wake up, brush my teeth, take a bath, dress nicely, eat good food, step out of my house, and go buy a car.

Mnakumbuka ule champe alipea yengs pesa ya cab after wametoka date alafu akaenda kupanga line ya matatu tao akapatana na yengs kwa line 😂😂😂😂😂

hii tweet hunimaliza😂😂😂

IEBC has no authority to make laws in this country.

@Wordslinger__ My theory; a dig at the president Ruto has become a symbol of: authoritarian leadership, personality cult politics, elite excess and wealth display, crackdowns on dissent, and leaders seen as becoming increasingly detached from ordinary citizens. Just as Mobutu.

There’s an active child trafficking syndicate lakini najua DCI wako online wakitafuta Nani anatusi president wamuabduct

@aomenya Fixed it

@RamzZy_ And they are taking it proper because as Kenyans we hate taking responsibility for our own actions. We are going to step on everyone else apart from “us” who voted in the regime we hate and might vote it back in 2027. But noo let us hold Bien and Ombachi in 2026 accountable

Wali renovate ikae Casino ndio they gamble with Kenyans lives.

Got into a matatu without my headphones so I'm frying my braincells listening Maina and King'ang'i. Retard 1: "Happy mother's day kwa wanaume wako na umama" Retard 2 (co-host): *dies of laughter *Ad break *Worst song you've ever heard "Good times and great hits🔥"

Hata hautafuti sana. 😂😭🫠

Watu wamelala London na hawajahi kula mukimo, so??

Once the KDZ number plate series runs out, we will have very good number plates on our roads like KEG 500L.

Do you see kenyans in the picture?

ngl I have a feeling that my life is about to get really good.

Let me shock you... Kenyatta Avenue was "carpeted and painted" in less than 24 hours because we have global visitors. 😆. It means KENHA and others can do their jobs but they are too lazy and corrupt. It means they can fix a road in days, and not years.

you listen to njerae and realize your girl just loves complaining