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@mcalleyster

I love deadlines. I really like the whooshing sound they make when they fly by.

NKC Katılım Kasım 2013
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mcalleyster@mcalleyster·
@OlgaPatl @Alex04795003 When my son was little, we had a small apt. so my bed & the fridge were in living room. One day I woke to him sitting in the fridge drinking a jar of mustard. When I gasped, he spilled it on the carpet. We didn't get our deposit back. 😬
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Olga Patlyuk 🇺🇦@OlgaPatl·
I bought these children’s crayons for Solomiia so they would be easy for her to hold. I gave them to her before, but she tried to eat them, so I hid them for a while. I thought, well, she’s a bit older now, maybe she forgot about it and will enjoy drawing with them. So I gave them back to her and showed her on paper how to draw. I was working, and she was drawing next to me. Then I thought- why is it so quiet? I look over and Solomiia is hiding behind a sheet of paper and chewing on the crayon. etsy.com/shop/HappyJewe…
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mcalleyster@mcalleyster·
@Xenta777 This is reason number 4742785478 why I'm single now.
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Xenta@Xenta777·
Styopka’s wisdom 80% of husbands don't know why their wives are angry. The other 20% don't even know their wives are angry. #StyopkasWisdom
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mcalleyster@mcalleyster·
@PravdaBrewery @LbfIntel These are the same people that said a "1/3 pound sandwich was smaller than 1/4 pound. Because 3 is smaller than 4." We are living in the new dark ages.
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mcalleyster@mcalleyster·
@MizShannonS I agree. That's what we're supposed to do. It actually reduces back ups and helps traffic move better.
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Shannon S.@MizShannonS·
The bear too.
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mcalleyster@mcalleyster·
@MizShannonS Same. Oh, wait! Did you mean the birds? Because, no thanks. I'm not good with birds.
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mcalleyster@mcalleyster·
@222sally @NAFOteacher That would be ideal. But given the world today, I'm not holding my breath. However, ☠ is ☠. I'll take whatever I can get.
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Ashley 🇺🇸🇺🇦@NAFOteacher·
Putin, being the little bunker bitch he is, probably should have just canceled the "victory parade" because he looked even weaker and more pathetic than he would've otherwise 😂 Ukrainian long-range sanctions doing a great job 🇺🇦🔥
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JJ in NH@JustJoshinNH·
I had the temerity to step away for five minutes and she’s pouting about being abandoned
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mcalleyster@mcalleyster·
@smalls2672 Could we get them to listen in on my conversations & then promote the new daily grift on my socials? Pretty pretty please. We need to make the world understand how "we" can make the world a "better" place.
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TheRealThelmaJohnson
TheRealThelmaJohnson@TheRealThelmaJ1·
Strangest thing I have seen in the UFO Files so far 👇
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mcalleyster@mcalleyster·
@NAFOteacher No peace w/ Ruzzia until... No! No peace w/ ruzzia. Period. Full stop. The criminals of the past were not punished enough.
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mcalleyster@mcalleyster·
@gryn_a Ok, now I think you're just trying to make me cry. (Again) I mean, it's working, but still...
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mcalleyster@mcalleyster·
@Victoriamary "Trophy hunters" are the most vile people in the world. Weather that trophy is an animal or a country. There is a special place in hell for those people. But, just in case there is no afterlife, we should make their lives hell right here on earth.
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mcalleyster@mcalleyster·
@heraskevych This IS ruzzia's "cultural elite" because this is ruzzian "culture" They have nothing of their own. Their culture is stealing from everyone else.
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mcalleyster@mcalleyster·
@MizShannonS Also, what's with the drapery? It looks like it has already been tp'd.
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mcalleyster@mcalleyster·
@Victoriamary What a much better world we could've had if the people in power had just watched his stories.
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