mcalps

Thinking about this banger from Whitney and Tyrique in their talent show #loveisland #loveislandallstars #allstars

Making my come back to this cause I’m in serious need of a pay pig, sugar daddy.. anything really just money 🐽 #paypigswanted

Selling bronze creamfields ticket thur-Sunday if anyone is looking 🕺🏼🕺🏼🕺🏼 pls share #creamfieldsticket #creamfields

Why is it this time of night when you should be asleep your brain goes into overdrive and you feel most productive, making big plans in my head and will wake up in the morning and won’t be arsed about any of them. Need a good kick up the arse and some motivation

ngl can we skip to summer

Decided it’s now time to get this stunning little rascal tattoo’d on me next to her sister 🇹🇩🐝

Nah would be so decent to actually go to work one morning with more than 1 hours sleep

There really is nothing more I love more in the world than this dog, cannot get enough of that face 🥹🥹🥹🥹

Slept like a baby all weekend then as soon as my brain knows an going to work goes into overdrive thinking about every possible thing in the world and don’t get a wink of sleep and fucks me up for the rest of the week. Normal sleeping pattern would be class 👍

@CalumMacDougal3 Thanks cal so are you 🫶🏼xxx

@mcalpss Your the best ❤️ xxx

Being off for 2 weeks and sleeping all day and being up all night has really fucked me up 10 hours probably more of work on 35 mins sleep, class 🥴

my body after doing absolutely nothing

@harveykira Hahaha as in who your going for dinner with? I hope you didn’t go if so hahahaha

@abbymacdonald_ My issue is am broody but not ready enough for my own so I can babysit while you meet your person so I can hand him back 🤔😂

@megan_taylor98 Not ideal is it. We need to win the lottery rapid (so probs start playing it as well)

@mcalpss Fucking same sister

Could really do with at least another month off work, so not ready for the holidays to be over 🥴

No amount of anxiety will change the future and no amount of regret will change the past