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@MbarkCherguia No ……but you are stupid !

Please settle an argument between me and my wife. Is this girl fat? x.com/CallMeK1123/st…

@5am1am_6 My mother puts her laundry basket on her and walks alongside it.🙄

My mom finally got a stairlift, but I think we accidentally bought a royal chariot for the cat. 😭👑 ​I walked out and saw this and just had to stop and melt for a second. The way she’s just sitting there so prim and proper, waiting for her private ride to the first floor... the absolute audacity is matched only by how cute she looks doing it. ​The best part? My mom isn’t even mad. She’s just standing there like, "Well, I guess I'm taking the stairs today." We really are just living in the cat's house at this point, aren't we? ​Honestly, if this doesn't prove that cats have the world completely figured out, I don’t know what does. She’s living the life we all dream of. 🐾💕 ​RT if your pet is the actual "Main Character" of your family. I need to see more spoiled fur-babies!

@Acyn WTAF. Is the US seriously going to follow this 🤡

Reporter: Did you post that picture of yourself depicted as Jesus Christ? Trump: It wasn't a depiction. I did post it and I thought it was me as a doctor. And had to do with red cross as a red cross worker, which we support and only the fake news could come up with that one.

@Self_Identified @JamesTate121 🤣🤣🤣is thst the best you can do ? Attack the wildlife?.. you are deluded

And you have tiny jellyfish that will kill you, giant crocodiles that eat people in rivers and at the beach, huge poisonous toads, 3 foot long worms that come up through the sand and take a chunk out of your foot, and 9 out of the 10 most poisonous snakes on the planet... making every one of those who choose to live there, absolutely crazy! So thanks for your pretentious attack on the normal people of America, who saved your sorry ass in World War 2.

Too on point not to share, “Aussie reply to Trump rant about NATO not being there for us. Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage. You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail. Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates. Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you. And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again. And you're calling Greenland poorly run? Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no. "NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years. And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess. So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your fucking mouth. Credit (borrowed from) Jim Scroggins - original author 📷 unknown”

@chefsevenn Mushy peas ?

Be honest, what’s your first thought when you see this meal?

@davematt88 I used to like Kelsey 😏

Frasier Crane has lost his brain.

@Matt_Pinner House or House maids Tale

What is the best?

@Enezator Beautiful 😍

She went into labor while her mom was away, and the first hug went to someone else, deeply emotional moment 🤍👶

@lady_valor_07 I love Mark Ruffalo 😁

Actor Mark Ruffalo recently called Donald Trump “the worst human being in the world”. What would you like to say to Mark?

@RishiSunak Ouch 🥴

Pushed my luck on the slopes this Easter showing off to my daughters. Thankfully there’s no shortage of sport on TV this month!

I’m pretty sure Trump really doesn’t want this photo of his bald spot circulating… so whatever you do, do NOT retweet!

@stelzner_n1150 Yes he is

Nothing will happen tonight because Trump knows it would cause a global recession and $200 oil. He isn't that stupid.

@ClayTravis Aw butt hurt yanks 😂😂😂

England banning Kanye West from entering the country because of his past comments is insane. No American citizen should be barred from entering England for any public commentary on any subject, no matter how offensive, period.

@Fake_TV_Chef @ TonyMaudsley1 brilliant actor

Todd (Gareth) has been playing this story so well, but this scene from George (Tony)—the stare, the blinks, the tears, the pause, the guilt—really struck something. He missed all the signs and more in someone he considered like a son. #Corrie

@gracebrod1e My gp surgery is empty, you can’t get a face to face appointment for weeks . The “care navigators” (I kid you not) interrogate you to see if you are in need of a drs time. They just took on 2 more gps but they are part time and only do telephone appointments.

4 weeks to get a doctors appointment!!! God sake are they hoping we all die so they don’t have to treat us.

@gracebrod1e I waited 17 weeks for a physio appointment. I was asked “how long have you had this pain?” My reply “well at least 17 weeks “ . Turns out the agony I have been in is from a bulging disc that has trapped the nerve 😖 I being sent for an MRI next week to determine how bad it is.

@RpsAgainstTrump What 8 wars has he stopped… please tell me

Trump: “I can't think of anybody in history that should get the Nobel Prize more than me. I don't want to be bragging, but nobody else settled wars.”

@mandco_fashion @Fibuckles Yes it is. £104.99 I was refunded £89.99 in total. Very annoyed

@Fibuckles @mccatmad Hi, I am not sure what you mean? Is this for passed orders?

@mandco_fashion will not be ordering from you again after being charged £5 for return . Very dissatisfied, plenty of other companies do free returns.

@mandco_fashion @Fibuckles So if i give my account number are you prepared to give back the total of £20 that was taken apparently to ‘check’ the parcel(s)?

@Fibuckles @mccatmad Hi, this changed around the 13.02.26 Kind regards Katie

@mandco_fashion @Fibuckles Not what you told me 6th of February. I had £5 deducted from my refund. Explain that ?

@Fibuckles @mccatmad Hi, it is not £5 to return this is currently in the process of being updated on our website. The returns fee is £1.99 for up to 6 items, and £1 per item after the 6 Kind regards Katie