Mars

This belongs to all of us.

Paid £55M for a keeper and loaned him out 2 years later. Paid £73M for a winger and loaned him out 2 years later. Paid £86M for a winger and loaned him out 2 years later. Paid £89M for a midfielder and let him leave for free 4 years later. Manchester United Football Club.

Club buys 11 players for £900M Fans celebrate because they think the players will be crucial to their club’s future. After one season club sells 9 of the 11 players for £300M Fans celebrate how their club is the best selling club in the world. Chelsea Football Club.

Man Utd fans have been celebrating a 1-0 loss for over 24 hours 😂😂 Never seen anything like it

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Let them celebrate playing well. We will celebrate 3 points.

“What do you mean you don’t drink? You’re 15”

Bryan Mbeumo leaving 10th placed Brentford to join 15th placed Manchester United:

We are all members of the footballing family and on days like today, we support each other.   Rest in peace, Diogo and André. Our thoughts continue to be with your family, loved ones and everyone associated with Liverpool Football Club.

Unconfirmed reports state that Liverpool still have £4.7B left to spent this summer from the £142M “2018 Coutinho Fund”

Every player Liverpool have bought with the “Coutinho Money” 💰Virgil van Dijk €84.65 💰Alisson €62.5m 💰Keita €60m 💰Fabinho €45m 💰Shaqiri €14.7m 💰Minamino €8.5m 💰Van Den Berg €1.9m 💰Jota €45m 💰Thiago €22m 💰Tsimikas €13m 💰Diaz €54m 💰Konate €40m 💰Nunez €85m 💰Gakpo €42m 💰Carvalho €9.4m 💰Ramsey €4.9m 💰Szoboszlai €70m 💰Mac Allister €42m 💰Gravenberch €40m 💰Endo €20m 💰Mamardashvili €30m 💰Chiesa €12m 💰Frimpong €40m 💰Wirtz €150m 💰€966.52m 🤣🤣🤣

Liverpool fans booing Trent Alexander-Arnold are so pathetic. One of the club’s longest-serving and most loyal players, just helped win them the League, now seeking a new challenge abroad…. and they jeer him? Give your heads a wobble, you graceless clowns.

Spurs couldn’t even beat Man City to help us win the league but we still beat Ipswich to save Spurs from relegation. We are truly great neighbours.

In my top 5 🚀

Rumours Trent tried to sign the contract but it dribbled past him

Rashford making the England squad as soon as he signed for Villa shows a clear bias to the top clubs. Didn’t get a look in when he was at a club fighting relegation.

Mikel Merino more league goals than Zirkzee and Hojlund combined this season 😭😭😭

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No Haaland for City last game. No Isak for Newcastle this game. Liverpool will get to the Champions League final and Vini, Mbappe and Rodrygo will all immediately pull a hamstring.

Aston Villa is delighted to announce the loan signing of Marcus Rashford from Manchester United.