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whoever wrote the fruit gag with tucker needs a pay raise immediately

two dumb bitches telling each other exactly

tucker's subplot:

half of my tl dragging off campus and the other half gagging yeah that shows not going anywhere😭😭

maybe it's best that i didn't read the off campus series bc i went in zero expectations and im kind of having a ball idk

They were not kidding when they said this show feels like the 2000s CW teen drama shows #offcampus

two main thoughts watching off campus: 1. they really cannot go two seconds without some song playing in the background 2. are the blond hockey player and his friend with the long dark curly hair going to end up together. because if not that is a missed opportunity

@ZofiaSafin almost 40 minutes into episode one and i’m now on the “it’s so bad it’s hilarious” train the first ten or so minutes are a slog but if you can get past that it’s not unwatchable

@mcdrat_ Wait, now I kind of want to watch just to see for myself

five minutes into the first episode of off campus (checked it out on a whim don’t judge me) and this might be the most boring show of all time

@oilygifs i’m in tears he watched her dance and sing along to a song for like five minutes and that made him good again what in the wattpad IS this

@mcdrat_ atleast wait till he’s playing actual hockey he lowkey has a troy bolton moment it’s hilarious

@oilygifs the writing is so bad (i turned it back on)

@mcdrat_ it’s soo bad but I’m somehow 4 episodes in and can’t turn it off 😭

i really don’t think there’s anything morally wrong with olivia’s babydoll dresses but i do think they’re kinda fugly

To be clear, this isn’t a story of Alec Guinness being homophobic. Alec Guinness was bisexual and was arrested for cruising when he was younger. This is a very sad story of how queer people had to hide themselves and assimilate into a deeply homophobic industry.

lauren posting this while hockey twitter is having the usual “connor mcdavid looks miserable all the time” discourse 😭😭

let’s learn the difference between bad and overplayed… also where’s the real enemy dance monkey

It’s probably more noticeable to me because they’re playing each other but why is the Habs wag jacket straight up the discount version of the Sabres wag jacket?

i will say about how so much mother’s day lingo is about the acts of service a mother can have to her children, especially her male children - bedard going for something his mother does as a hobby outside of mothering is a nice change. like yes she can do this great skill

"From a pure hockey standpoint" = "If you ignore the sexual assault"