Morgan Harris

@FrankOnTheRadio looks like Australian road painters definitively fail the ampersand test

@AllForBeer @rrrregan 10 followers. I feel like we should all give them a pity follow.

. @AllensLollies you know how many 4 is, right

@gflipmusic hey I love what you’re wearing too! Thanks for the lovely message. For future gigs tho, reckon you could throw in some subtitles for our deaf and hearing impaired friends? Also for people who might be in a super loud environment like, y know, a rock concert 😉

If you’re struggling with your @triplej #Hottest100 votes, I made a little tool to help you. Square off every song in your shortlist to figure out your top ten! Copy-paste from the voting site OR go through the whole longlist one by one. hottest100.gormster.me

@0xKruzr Systemctl —list-units?

god dammit where did I find the systemd unit file for Keycloak last time I did this.

14 (nearly 15) days, that’s not too bad I reckon #whamageddon

And they’re about to hit a million quid on the first night; you can help them get there and smash that record! twitch.tv/yogscast

This is genuinely (a) an amazing cause and (b) an incredible deal. You get over £1000 worth of games for a charity donation of £35 or more. And they’re really fucking good games! jinglejam.tiltify.com

@Brocklesnitch “Lower my standards” should be on the Grindr coat of arms in Latin

Please stop being horny and trying to be gay you sell burgers

@adambspencer Did you know our sunlight is powered by NUCLEAR POWER and the Greens have NO PLAN for where to store the waste

Yeah ... ok ... I agree ... it doesn't look great But before you woke-greenie-commie types get too excited, I've also read a report from the minerals council that suggests our sunlight aint the world's best either! * ‘cleaner coal’ is a scam; Wilkie smh.com.au/politics/feder…

@SydWorldPride Thank you!

@mcgorgomagan Hi there, please check your email, the pre-sale link should now be working. The issue with Ticketmaster has now been resolved.

@sydworldpride it’s 10:05 and the tix still haven’t appeared on Ticketmaster… been refreshing constantly… something wrong?

@eddiegbarba @SydWorldPride Were you going for Bondi or the Opening Concert? I couldn’t even select tickets on Ticketmaster for the opening concert…

@SydWorldPride Not even 3 minutes... didn't even let me finish my transaction... plain BS

@BradyHaran I think this needs a numberphile. Sounds like a Matty Parks job to me.

If the Prime Minister performed six U-turns, isn’t she pointing in the direction she originally intended?

@watsoncomedian @hankgreen despite the confusing cover art, the title of Sufjan Stevens’s seminal 2005 LP is in fact “Illinois”, not “Come On Feel The Illinoise”.

@Brocklesnitch Our local cafe has been calling my boyfriend Troy “Joy” for the last three years. Bonus fun: that is his grandmother’s name

Hello, its time for my first Friday guardian column. My nanna thought this coffee situation was so funny, I know she would have loved this. So that’s nice. Anyway read if you like theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

So long Alice, here we come Melbourne #aflgf #goswans

Hello from the red centre!

I’d love to use the bottle filler, @SydneyAirport, but unfortunately it doesn’t seem to exist…