Mystery Schlepper

Centuries from now, someone will be deciphering Springsteen's "Blinded by the Light" much like the quatrains of Nostradamus.

@WhiteHouse It's fine. Those fees will just be passed on to the American consumer. You know, like tariffs.

"There are reports that Iran is charging fees to tankers going through the Hormuz Strait — They better not be and, if they are, they better stop now!" - President DONALD J. TRUMP

@elonmusk Now liberals are orcs. Talk about dehumanizing the enemy. Beware the WOKE CLUSTERS!

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@darkcursse164 @nickimoraa It's always the people with the worst perfume too. Like the guys with cologne that burns your nose hairs.

@nickimoraa I don't think anyone should be wearing so much perfume/body spray etc, to the point where you can be smelled from 20 feet away. There are people with allergies in the work place, having a little decency for them can go a long way.

Does your boss have the right to tell you that your perfume is too strong and it’s offensive to others in the office and you should stop using it ?

@atrupar Sure, Obama crossing his legs was gay, but this is normal. Got it.

Acting AG Todd Blanche: "I love working for President Trump. It's the greatest honor of a lifetime. And if President Trump chooses to nominate somebody else and asks me to go do something else, I'll say, 'Thank you very much, I love you, sir.'"

@Bob_Janke From a hose sitting in the sun all day, leaching god-know-what into the water. Yeah, give the ol' kidneys a workout.

If one more person says they drank out of a hose I'm going to fucking lose it

@cdmikes @marci_shore @JusDayDa OK, fellow pussy.

@mcgrimus @marci_shore @JusDayDa No nukes in the hands of radical Islamists. Sorry pussy

I've taught European history for 30 years. Americans have always asked me how the Holocaust was possible, how Germans could have enabled a madman reveling in mass murder to carry out his plans. Now we can see in real time how this is enabled; now we have front-row seats.

@RpsAgainstTrump Is this a conversation I should be having with my wife?

Vance: “My wife has the right to skydive, but she doesn't jump out of an airplane because she and I have an agreement she's not gonna do that, because I don't want my wife jumping out of an airplane”

@JennyJernigan1 @McFaul That's a drink I did not order.

While everyone has moved on, I remain deeply troubled by Trumps threat to wipe out an entire civilization. No American president has talked in such terms. No American president ever should.

@HQNewsNow Welcome to the kissassocracy

Acting AG Todd Blanche: I love working for Trump. If Trump asks me to do something else, I will say "thank you very much, I love you sir."

@cdmikes @marci_shore @JusDayDa Well, I guess we'll see how things have changed after this war.

@marci_shore @JusDayDa The Islamic regime are literal Nazi’s and we’re going to kill them. You could read every book in the world and you’ll still be a dumb emotional woman.

@StephenKing The one flaw in that story is thinking that holding a baby as a shield would deter loyal supporters.

I predicted someone like Trump many years ago, in THE DEAD ZONE. So now I'm saying this--in the next 12-16 months, we're going to find out if the two machines for the removal of a man unable to fulfill his duties actually work. They are impeachment and the 25th amendment. He is deeply unwell .

@BobGolen It's easy choosing kindness when you're still in bed.

Today I'm choosing kindness ... but we'll see, it's still early.

@AZNatureChick @LePapillonBlu2 "And the truth, will set you free": you put a comma there, between the subject and verb. Wrong.

@LePapillonBlu2 Perhaps he is but one thing he's not, he's not wrong! Kamala Harris is a f****** idiot!

Listen to Trump tell kids that Kamala Harris is a “low IQ person”. He’s a poor excuse of a human being, an embarrassment to humanity.

@peterrhague Whose idea did you think it was?

How is a person supposed to tell if they are having a psychotic break or not these days? Everyone else can see the big rabbit listening to Trump talk about bombing Iran, right?

@MysterySolvents There's gonna be an elaborately choreographed musical number. We'll all just suddenly know the tune, the words, and the steps. It will be glorious.

What happens when Trump dies?

@StephenKing Careful. He might call you a loser.

Trump is so idiotic it is beyond description even for the guy who wrote PET SEMATARY and MISERY. I can’t even.

@franauerbach @AntiTrumpCanada @smc429 Server with a tray walks over. "Body of Christ?"

@AntiTrumpCanada @smc429 A little cracker? A little wine? Does he think he’s at a cocktail party?

Trump: “When we go in church and I drink my little wine....and have my little cracker, I guess that’s a form of asking for forgiveness.” This fucking idiot expects us to believe he goes to church.

@Opanin_totoFT @atrupar TRUMP HAS READ THINGS THAT HAVE YET TO BE WRITTEN!!!!!! hE IS a DeMAgOgue!!!

@atrupar Trump reads more in a day than you read in a lifetime—while winning, building empires, and making libs seethe. Cope harder. 😂

Leavitt: "You always want to be the most well-read person in the room, and I try to be every day. But Donald Trump always is."

@MbarkCherguia So much cliche here.

What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you see this photo?

@sahilkapur Tell me you are guilty of crimes against your country without confessing to crimes against your country.

Trump: “We’re not supposed to be seduced that way, right? But I am. When somebody’s nice to me, I love that person. Even if they’re bad people. I couldn’t care less, I’ll fight to the end for them.”