fiddleford every 3 hours

My, what suspicious laughter!

YEE-HAW! We found a pterodactyl!

BEHOLD! It's the Gobbledeewonker what done did it! It had a long neck like a gee-raff! And wrinkly skin, like this gentleman right here!

Uh, this is, I think.

I believe I have invented a machine that can permanently erase these memories from my mind.

I saw somethin’ in the lake! Somethin’ big!

You got here just in time. Come sundown, you'd have reverted back to your ridiculous old voice!

Hey, cheer up fellers! I fixed yer lantern!

Me & Tater are gonna get back catching up on fishing! Caught us a whopper the other day! -FIDDLEFORD HADRON MCGUCKET

You gotta believe me!

Oh, Disney

Say goodnight Sally!

I accidentally hit another car in town today, I feel terri-bibble. Terrible. I’ve been forgettin’ words lately. I wonder if there are any negative side effects…

Where are these ideas coming from? Who are you working with?

You just don't know the lengths us old timers go through for a little quality time with our family.

I call it the Society of the Blind Eye. We will help those who want to forget by erasing their bad memories!

Not sure what the implications are for the universe, but I know that today I did something I once thought more impossible than solving relativity: I made a friend.Excited for more adventures, -Fiddleford

Why does my beard have a bandage? Does that even make sense? Why has no one pointed that out?

Nobody make any sudden movements or loud noises.

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