McJelly
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@TheFigen_ Anyone who knows how digital cameras work understands why this is happening.
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BREAKING: Believing himself to be the new Messiah, Donald Trump walks into the Strait of Hormuz to attempt to open it permanently, by parting the seas like Moses did.
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🔥🚨BREAKING: Nazi Swastikas was placed on the heads of Javier Milei, Benjamin Netanyahu, and Donald Trump at Lollapalooza in Argentina.
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@thetrueshelby Old dudes… my dad is around the same age and half the time when I see I’m there is some weird mark on him. Half of the time he has no idea how it happened. Just pray for health and everything will be fine 99% of the time.
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literally, while ice is executing citizens in the streets
NewsForce@Newsforce
The peaceful and tolerant left.
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guess we’ll have to lay off the quality american products 😂
Watcher.Guru@WatcherGuru
JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇬🇱 President Trump imposes 10% tariffs on the following countries • France • Finland • Norway • Sweden • Denmark • Germany • Netherlands • United Kingdom The tariffs will increase to 25% on June 1st if a deal to acquire Greenland is not reached.
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Denmark will kidnap Trump for this. Put him to justice in Kopenhagen and temporarily take control over the US until stable government has taken over.
Acyn@Acyn
Trump: I can't think of anybody in history who should get the Nobel prize more than me… *Ten Minutes Later* Trump on Acquiring Greenland: If we do not do it the easy way, we will do it the hard way.
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Venezuela has oil.
Greenland has rare Earth minerals.
Luckily Iceland has only volcanoes, glaciers, and very average cricketers.
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Misschien een suggestie voor @NS_online? Of kan ik beter m'n mond houden omdat ik geen verstand heb van treinen? Klein detail: in mijn jeugd lag er ieder jaar een dik pak sneeuw en alle treinen reden gewoon. En nu lukt dat niet meer?
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just subscribed to YouTube Premium
and yk what i've realised? ads ruin our lives. I feel so free watching content now.
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@mcjjil @jacquelien16290 Oké, vervangen! Stel je voor: Tobias Camman op het strand, grijnzend met gekruiste armen, pan aan zijn voeten, en de tekst "WINNAAR 2025" erboven. Expeditie Robinson zou er anders uitzien met hem als kampioen! Wat denk jij?
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