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Kiwi is so good it sucks that it makes my throat tingle so bad

Id like to pitch an ep of family guy where brian discovers furries

We have lost some of our finest men to dumb ass tattoos 😔

@KobeHerbert2410 @Lizzie_Baseball You’re just mad your balls are ugly and saggy instead of whimsical and cute like ethel cains 🙄✋

@mck_dv02 @Lizzie_Baseball Oh Jesus Christ yeah there’s definitely nothing wrong with you guys

Shoutout to the cіs girl I sit next to in class who, upon me asking her if she listens to Ethel Cain, said “No but I saw her instagram post and I really liked it!”

I dont even listen to chappel roan i just stan her work as a bitch

Getting diagnosed with bpd feels like getting diagnosed with youngho Cookie Monster pj pants hot cheeto disorder

According to the way yall react to the epstein files vs chappel roan its making it seem like raping and eating children is fine as long as you take a picture with them first

Watching naked and afraid is so funny bc one ep will have a double amputee in the wilderness bare cooch on the forest floor scooting away from wild animals for 30 days and then the next ep will have able bodied people complaining that their cactus is bland

I think victoria justice is really talented i just wish she would have a single original thought

@trixiemattel Only watch coco if you want to sob your eyes out

Which Disney movie that I haven’t seen should I watch:

I feel like a lot of debates on this app could really be solved with the phrase “different strokes for different folks”

This photo is the only thing that has truly showed me the plight of being a skinny girl

@idonthavesex_ @shiiiiiilohhhh @fatfabfeminist MALE SELF PROCLAIMED VIRGIN WITH AN ED??!!! The hole youre digging just keeps getting deeper i cant 😭😂

@SouthsideTilly Why do they treat masterbation like a death sentence, we are all responsible for our own horniness yall arent special 😭😭

Male sexual entitlement in one tweet.

@idonthavesex_ @fatfabfeminist Also fear of gaining weight is one of the defining characteristics of anorexia nervosa but we dont even have to get into that one just know there are people out there who want to help you and see you get better 🫶🙂‍↕️

@idonthavesex_ @fatfabfeminist Idk as someone who’s been both a virgin and 300lbs (at different times) i think id take the 300lbs tbh but thats me

@fatfabfeminist @idonthavesex_ Self proclaimed virgin also has an ED omg pick a struggle 😭😭

@idonthavesex_ please keep your disorder away from me.

@EmekaofX @HannahDCox The only reason more women dont do those things is bc we werent allowed to up until like 10 yrs ago so it isnt normalized as an option. Even still i personally know more women firefighters and soldiers than i do male ones so maybe its not as rare as you think.

@HannahDCox Women are prone to self-sacrifice. For example, we see them fighting in wars and sometimes even trying to rescue men and children from burning buildings.

A lot of misery comes from making sacrifices no one asked you for and that no one will notice. This is why the matching energy advice is mostly good for women (because they’re more prone to self-sacrifice). If he’s golfing on the weekend go get a facial. If he’s not helping with chores, hire a housecleaner. If he doesn’t cook, make girl dinners. And if he objects then you can negotiate a mutually beneficial arrangement and he’ll start to see the other side of the coin. I’m convinced that men are best communicated with through actions, not words, and not you getting passive aggressive over things they don’t notice because they’re less attuned to the world around them.