McKenzie

Sometimes you have to make a dark chocolate latte cookie with espresso powder and some malted milk chips. A little smoky Maldon salt to set it off.

@kristen_tweets_ You know what? Yeah.

@mckenzieconnell you should always let us know about a tiramisu

Emptying the drafts. Riveting stuff.

I like that these look like the tinfoil creature that fancy restaurants used to pack your leftovers in.

Love the idea of this dude just standing ten toes down to the idea of it. Just giggling to himself and trying not to laugh at his little joke because it would ruin the exposure.

Listen, Promiscuous by Nelly Furtado and Timbaland still goes. Unimpeachable beat.

@feeltheheath I truly hate to be the bearer of bad news.

@mckenzieconnell oh my god

wait AND they want us to pay for it…?

@theoscman Today I learned something. About the flag….not your principles. I knew those.

@mckenzieconnell idk why only half of what I wrote sent. ...and sure, a flag isn't only about those who appropriate it later, but at least for me, it's a bit of a hang up.

@caleb_towns @Snaves Maybe so, but you’re definitely “my friend(s)” in that haha

@Snaves @mckenzieconnell I am “Sorry to my friends…” 😂

@theoscman OH. That would do it…

@mckenzieconnell Isn’t the Maryland flag partially hated because part of it was used by Confederates?

I have been impersonating Toad singing Doja Cat to Adam at every turn. I think it’s healing my inner child.

I took Latin in high school, which explains a lot about how insufferable I am, and even I don’t think about the Roman Empire like that.

Not that I need anything to fuel my superiority complex but those grocery haul pics?? Yeah…..you guys can’t be serious. Learn to cook a damn meal.

Some of you should have more sex. MANY of you? Less. Absolutely you should have less.

@Snaves That one was for me.

@FranziaMom @V3Uhhh It’s a little hummingbird cup for the grease. Like waffle compartments—built to store flavor.

@V3Uhhh not a new trend: that’s the classic western New York style (and some kinds of Detroit pizza)

Final entry. Only a truly sick person enjoys this site, and I have, above all else, always been sick.

My memoir title is buried in here somewhere I can feel it.