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#Laffmattaz Loud in Akure felt the high ☇. LAFFTACY will be full dose!!! Don't miss it!!! I'm anot epitome of God's Grace!!! #lafftacy #Mclayor

CBN JUST CHANGED THE RULES. YOUR BVN. YOUR MONEY. YOUR RESPONSIBILITY Ten things every Nigerian must know before May 1st or risk losing access to their own accounts.

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Street credibility was first recorded with 9ice’s chorus and verse at Codedtunes studio in Akoka then we took a mini studio to 2Baba who was so gracious to record without any drama. The hotel we recorded 2Babas part was in Festac (Comfort suite if I remember well)

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@DeeOneAyekooto The elites are just pursuing self-interest, not people's interest. As Prof suggested, the elites must start to discuss the soft-side (not military action); declare emergency on poverty, provide food/shelter, pursue peace talk, resolve ancient conflicts

Young boys and girls, follow who know road ooooo, the HM @NigEducation @DrTunjiAlausa lovers of youth says “come and apply for TVET (Technical and Vocational Education and Training program) 2.0 2: from 4pm, the portal will be live ooooo 3: tvet.education.gov.ng 4: parents and guardians pls share. 5: enjoy FG not Dike-si-Mba1’s N22,500 monthly stipends for cng transportation and chop chop like Amala, tuwo, Isiewu, miyan kuka, miyan taushe, Afang with pounded yam @AkinDare_ @tvetinitiative @Suwaiba_Said

From Crash Site to Wedding Altar: Story of Courage, Destiny in Benue A remarkable story of courage, destiny, and transformation has emerged from Benue State, spanning two decades and highlighting the impact of a single brave act. On September 17, 2006, a Nigerian Army aircraft crashed over the Benue Valley, leaving uncertainty about the fate of those on board, including Major General Nuhu Bala Angbazo. In the critical moments that followed, help came from an unlikely source a 13-year-old boy from Mbakunu in Kwande Local Government Area. The boy, Detimbir Chia, though untrained and unprepared, demonstrated exceptional bravery. He was among the first villagers who rushed to the crash site on Ngokur Mountain. Notably, Chia stood out for his ability to operate a mobile handset at the time, which he used to call for help, contributing significantly to the rescue of the survivors, including General Angbazo. Another among the early responders was Vitalis Neji, who also joined other village youths in climbing the mountain to assist the injured officers. Deeply moved by the young boy’s courage, General Angbazo made a life-changing decision to support Chia’s future. That decision would alter the course of the boy’s life. Twenty years later, on April 4, 2026, that same boy, now Captain Detimbir Chia of the Nigerian Army, celebrated his wedding in a moment filled with symbolism and gratitude. Among the dignitaries present was General Angbazo, who stood in honour of the man whose life he had once entrusted to fate and bravery. In a further twist of destiny, Vitalis Neji the same village youth who participated in the rescue effort attended the ceremony, this time as Chairman of Kwande Local Government Area and Chairman of the Association of Local Governments of Nigeria (ALGON) in Benue State. The event served as a powerful reminder of how small acts of courage can shape destinies. From a remote mountain rescue in 2006 to a distinguished military career and a celebratory wedding in 2026, Captain Chia’s journey reflects the enduring value of opportunity, mentorship, and faith. The inspiring story underscores a broader lesson: that seemingly ordinary moments and actions can have extraordinary consequences. The smoke from the 2006 crash of a Nigerian Army aircraft on Ngokur Mountain has long since cleared, but the echoes of that day reached a beautiful crescendo on April 4, 2026. What began as a tragedy in the Benue Valley transformed into a twenty-year odyssey of gratitude, proving that a single act of bravery can redefine the horizon of a life.

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@femiTRP Pure ment!

This man allegedly broke into my friend’s house in Ilara Mokin and stole several items, including the CCTV camera that captured this image. Fortunately, the picture was sent to my friend before the camera was taken. He is currently on the run. If anyone has any useful information that could help identify or locate him, it would be greatly appreciated. First image: from the CCTV camera. Second image: AI-enhanced version of the image.

@CAPT__Vincent @jayteeofnaija Az how now this man?😆🤣

@jayteeofnaija SSA.

Which one is higher? Senior Special Assistant or Special Adviser

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Nobody owes staff pass wealthy people. They will owe Drivers, Maid if those ones complain too much they will use Police to arrest them. A woman was off by her driver & maid in ikoyi for owing them 3mth salary incident happened a day to her going to UK for her daughter graduation!

@AbiolaAbdul @OrieroJ28284 @NigeriaStories Our problem is Distribution not generation, in fact we are under utilizing what’s been generated

@OrieroJ28284 @NigeriaStories The truth is we don't generate as much as needed power to serve the country.

BREAKING NEWS: The Aso Rock Presidential Villa to fully disconnect from the national electricity grid by March 2026 following the completion of its solar power project. The State House Permanent Secretary, Temitope Fashedemi, has disclosed

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@kaybest2010 @DefenseNigeria Iwi AK? Or Galil?

@DefenseNigeria The picture in frame 2 is Israel Weapon Industry AK47

It appears the Nigerian army has started issuing the DICON upgraded DG-103 rifles to frontline troops. DICON-D7G successfully assembled about 1000 units of the upgraded DG-103 rifle in two months of start of operations in Kaduna. The company is also producing drones and anti-drone systems equipped with early warning capabilities to support frontline troops.

My name is SEYILAW, and I am a STRONG SUPPORTER OF PRESIDENT BOLA AHMED TINUBU GCFR. Your gaslighting ended in 2023 if you like wurugbon lori ahọn, that is your problem. Yes, my family is abroad. What will your father do about it? I am a failed comedian. Ehen! Enjoy what fuels the stupidity of your generation. I am doing it to get an appointment. Is that why you're supporting your own candidate, too, or are you just brain-dead? I can believe I once respected this one. Shove your respect up the innermost part of your grandfather's anus. BBL FACE, AMALA, TEMU SUWE, I wear these names proudly, and if you're not satisfied, look for a rope and hang. You're supporting Tinubu because of your tribe. How are you, a tribeless idiot feeling? I am a BIGOT. I am TRIBALISTIC. I will reap what I sow. Don't panic on my behalf. I am patiently waiting to harvest the yams I sowed, boil them, pound them and eat with Efo riro elemi meje. TINUBU TILL 2031.

The authorities should recognize and honor this Nigerian soldier for his exceptional skill and dedication in carrying out his duties. If Nigeria had more soldiers like him, the country would be safer. 🇳🇬💪

Ladies and gentlemen, we must confront the reality of how much wealth we continue to lose to foreign markets. Money generated from our own taxpayers, money that should be used to develop Nigeria, is instead being sent abroad. This is why I continue to advocate for deliberate and targeted policies that guide market behavior. I am not referring to the market for five-year-old and older vehicles, the so-called Tokunbo vehicles, which the masses and much of the middle class rely on. That is not the issue or the market. In fact, I have proposed that tariffs on those vehicles, as well as on commercial vehicles, should not be increased, so ordinary Nigerians can continue to afford transportation and logistics. My focus is on government officials and members of the elite, the political and business class, who overwhelmingly prefer to buy brand-new foreign vehicles. That is where policy intervention should be directed. We must design incentives and tariffs that channel this purchasing power toward made-in-Nigeria vehicles. Doing so will conserve foreign exchange, create jobs, strengthen local industry, reinforce national pride, and ultimately build a stronger economy. The masses must clearly see how this policy works in their favor. What I am proposing is a significant increase in tariffs on brand-new vehicles up to five-year-old vehicles. These are not the cars purchased by ordinary Nigerians. They are bought by the elite, our political leaders and top business executives. In five to ten years, these affordable yet elegant, brand-new, made-in-Nigeria vehicles will enter the second-hand market. At that point, we will have a healthier used-car market, with cars selling for as low as the equivalent of 1,500 US dollars, making reliable transportation even more accessible to the middle class and masses.