Matthew Clements

The noise the net makes when Zaha makes it 2 >>>

@TCPalacePod @adean815

On this day in 2015, Chung-yong Lee’s late winner at Stoke saw Palace head into Christmas 6th in the Premier League - level on points with Spurs in 4th. 😍 The less said about our league form in the remainder of the campaign, the better! 😅 #CPFC

@LFizzia @JCrowzia @CPFC @premierleague Would do anything to see Yohan in a palace shirt just one more time 😍

@JCrowzia @CPFC @premierleague @mclements91 Expensive train journey, that

OTD in 2015, goals from Zaha, Delaney and Cabaye saw us defeat Norwich in the @premierleague season opener 🔥

Sell up, fuck off @CEO4TAG - made your money, no one likes you, do one.

@adean815 @TCPalacePod 😍😍😍

On this day in 2015, Chung-yong Lee’s late winner at Stoke saw Palace head into Christmas 6th in the Premier League - level on points with Spurs in 4th. 👀 The less said about our league form in the remainder of the campaign, the better! 😂 #CPFC

Board of Directors unfit to run the club. First Team Squad not fit to wear the shirt. Zero passion, Zero vision, club rotten from the core. At least @CEO4TAG can line his pockets & harp on about ‘best we’ve ever had it’ - noones buying it anymore lad. Time to go.

@adean815 he is not wrong.

@RoyStev97524250 @RishiSunak Not all smokers wear capes.

@RishiSunak Meanwhile on 11th April you introduced this fabulous incentive for smokers to switch to capes 🤷🏻‍♂️

My daughters are 10 and 12, and I don’t want the way vapes are marketed, promoted and sold to be attractive to them. That’s why I am launching a new crackdown today to protect children and go after the rogue companies and online crooks who are putting vapes into their hands.

@JCrowzia @_The72 Long gone are the days of such fun 😔

@_The72 @mclements91

What happened to chucking season tickets at your club’s manager when on a bad run? You never see that nowadays. In fact I haven’t seen it for about 15 years. That used to be the done thing didn’t it, obviously not by everyone but a few people. When and why did it suddenly stop?

@MattAlwaysTired Credit @AdMay907

@MattAlwaysTired Hate to break it to you, but..

@JCrowzia @footballtweet COME ON CHAM

@footballtweet @mclements91

Happy birthday to Arsenal and Crystal Palace legend Marouane Chamakh, who turns 39 today. 🇲🇦🎉

@JCrowzia @FootyAccums 😂😂😂 creased 10/10

@FootyAccums @mclements91

Everton have just conceded 3 goals in 5 minutes at home to Brighton.. We all know what that means.

@LFizzia @adean815 @theawayfans UTFT

@adean815 @theawayfans @mclements91 UTT

Wigan Athletic have sold out their 1,500 allocation for their trip to Birmingham on Saturday. They often get stick from other fan bases for attendances, but this is a top effort from the ‘tics. 👏 #WAFC

@JCrowzia @CPFC Come on Cham

@CPFC @mclements91

🤩🤩🤩 #CPFC | #OnThisDay

BUT HE SAVED THE CLUB RESPECT THE NAME @CEO4TAG