Mike Lipscomb

I put a prompt injection into my LinkedIn bio and recruiters are messaging me in Old English and calling me Lord.

This JAWS bath bomb is basically genius...

The astronauts are landing during a monkey civil war. We came so close to doing it.

Breaking: We’ve updated tonight’s Ichiro Replica Statue giveaway.

The bat is fixed!?

I went to see Project Hail Mary. Great movie, I highly recommend it. The less you know about it going in, the better. Trust me. The guy in front of me in the theater brought his dog in to see the movie with him. I think it was a service animal. But the dog really seemed to be enjoying the movie, it was strange. So I said to the guy afterwards, "I know this is going to sound strange, but it seemed like your dog really enjoyed the movie." He said, "It is strange. He hated the book."

The Artemis II crew named a lunar crater after Commander Reid Wiseman's late wife, Carroll. What a beautiful and touching moment. I'm not crying, you're crying 🤧

Now that Artemis II has launched we have 10 days to get everyone on Earth a Planet of the Apes costume so we can do something hilarious when the astronauts return 😁

NO WAY! 🤣

Updated list of nicknames after reading your comments: Shane Gillis-Alexander Marshmello Anthony Cream Abdul-Jabbar Dominique Milkins Shaquille Oatmeal Allen 4-EyeVerson Bam ICantSeeYou Kevin McPale (er) The White Llama D’White Howard Milk Chamberlin LeQuant Frames Frames Worthy LeBron Frames NO-Air Jordan Dork Nowitzki Nikola Nerdic SLU Alcindor Steph Blurry Shine Kemp Spud White Fair Jordan Larry Nerd No matter how you spell it, Robbie Avila is a legend

ARMY POINT OF VIEW FROM A HELICOPTER FLYING OVER A COLLEGE FOOTBALL STADIUM. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 AMERICA.

Jerry Stiller visiting the Costanza house from Seinfeld. Love this

"After surfacing and getting the submarine settled, one of the first tasks they undertook was the organization of the very first baseball game at the North Pole. But this was no ordinary game! The field was aligned with the pitcher’s mound as close to the North Pole as possible, which set up some really crazy situations: If a batter hit a 'home run,' he would circumnavigate the world as he rounded the bases; If the ball was hit into right field, it flew into 'tomorrow;' A ball hit to left field remained in the same day, but if it was then thrown to first base it entered “tomorrow”; If the right fielder caught a fly ball, he caught it the next day which meant the batter could not be considered out for another twenty-four hours, but if the ball was caught as a line drive and thrown back towards second or third base, it was being thrown back into yesterday." Jean Willoz-Egnor. "Mariner's Museum". Submariners from the nuclear attack submarine, "USS Seadragon", (SSN-584) surfaced at the North Pole, 1960. Officers/Chief Petty Officers lost to the Crew 13-10.