Paddy McMahon 🐝

@deaneandderby Don’t pick players that play for more than one club then. Simples

I agree with what has been suggested by Bury C C. Deane and Derby have suffered with this as well.

@macskolinge I burnt my toast this morning. Used to be lovely and golden before the boats starting piling in

I stood in dog shit on my way to work. Bloody illegal immigrants........

So much respect for all of those who have taken a principled stand today. I hope it doesn’t impact too greatly on all the other staff involved. No sport on BBC on a Saturday feels weird, hope to have them all back next week.

What a farce and a disgrace. Solidarity with @GaryLineker. We shouldn’t watch until he is reinstated. And more importantly solidarity with refugees.

@joepattison97 You drew Man City mate

Not Man City not man city

@Mcgoo_84 This aged well

IS HE TAKING THE PISS?? Dropping Reid?!?! The only one we’ve got that’s actually looked like getting in behind and scoring, as well back to one up front?!?! Get out of my club! You’re a disgrace! #oafc

@Mcgoo_84 This aged very well overnight

180 all out here in 28 overs! #NZvENG 🏏🏏🏏

Watford’s Ken Sema suffers with a stutter, but he bravely came out and did the post-match interview last night... ❤️ This will really help a lot of people. Anyone who suffers with a stammer knows how hard and deflating it can be. Brilliant @Semaken! 👏

@TonyDaTerror69 @tonyprescottt @DentonWestCC 😂😂😂😂

We are excited to announce Shashrika Pussegolla as our professional for the 2023 season. Shash is a hard hitting Sri Lankan first class all-rounder. With a fantastic record in first class cricket & the Lancashire lge we’re sure he will be a huge success at Windsor Park 🔥🏏💚💛🇱🇰

@ryan_barnsey @macskolinge If it’s Heyside then obviously that’s ok. I don’t even know which team it was mate! 😂 You’re ok in the Prem, it gets more tin pot in the darker parts of the league.

@mcmahonpaddy @macskolinge You get to visit twice Patrick, should be happy mate.

Anyone else think it undermines the integrity of a league to have 2 teams from the same club playing? Or am being a pedant?

@TinkerBerryErry @AndyRudkin You also have a son #justsaying 😂 Lunas are pretty cool though

I've been thinking about my dog all day and I'm on my way home and I can't wait to see her. I love you too, @AndyRudkin

I don’t like this one bit

Really pumped to start the @GtrMcrCricket season home/away to Whalley Range/Golbourne/Milnrow/Uppermill/Austerlands/Droylsden #uptheham 🍖

@PaddyNoWheels See if that lad from Southampton has a spare P45

2 defeats in 3 since taking over Bobbys team. A long road back.

@PaddyNoWheels @BBCMOTD Both good points Paddy, I thank you for raising them. Can’t fault their grammar to be fair. Just not sure I can reconcile a novelty-sized P45 in the Prem

@mcmahonpaddy @BBCMOTD Re point 2. He has been pretty shocking and seems to have taken them to new depths. Re point 3. You shudda seen me, Alfie and Bobby about Keith Curle last season!

This is shabby at all levels: - Poor from @BBCMOTD for giving this coverage - Poor from Southampton fans taking the time to do this rather than back a manager who has done no worse than the previous one. - Pretty sure there could be better uses of Father/Son time too!

@UpshotTowers 1. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 2. 🇫🇷 3. 🇮🇪 4. 🇮🇹 5. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 6. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

The skies are grey, the pubs are full of Top Gear fans and men with crooked noses are talking about "restoring pride in the jersey". It's Six Nations season. But amid all the rugger buggery, there's one glaring question: which of the 6 countries has the best anthem?

@abbie_leighxxxx @C_Heywood20 @giotorra 😂

@C_Heywood20 @giotorra You’re pathetic

If you’ve been with your girl / boy for 8 years and you have lived together for 4 years, do you STILL need to get Valentine’s Day cards? lmk

Phone off now until after #HappyValley. Don’t think Claire or Tommy will make it to the end. It’s been a blast