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@MadamEarth I would say "Pardon me while I throw up".

Serious question - what would you do if you saw Scotty Morrison on the street?

@betchaboy Business executives, and they all live in little boxes...

@Briggs I'm prepared to manage the queue of would-be eye pokers.

The only way you could make Dutton more of a super villain is if you gave him an Eye-patch next season.

@AuStinkTank A potato is a tuber, making it a stem and not a root.

@hapaxnym Ask them where they stand on transgenic mice and see if they fly off the handle.

Thank you, Bill Maher. You have supplied so many more accounts for my transphobic block list.

@hapaxnym Ask them where they stand on transgenic mice. Bet you they fly off the handle!

@JJKALE2 Not me. Done it already!

Who else will be voting to get rid of the Morrison variant on Saturday?

Six days away from the election and the Morrison Government has not put out a disability policy. This is a government that has put people with disability at the back of the queue at every opportunity. Labor is committed to the 4.4 million Australians with disability. #ausvotes

Am enjoying this hashtag. #FireTheLiar. Let’s get it rolling.

Under Albanese, things won't be greasy. @auspol

@cstross Did you know that mushrooms have fifty words for 'shit'?

Fed up with climate idiots asking how we know what a "one in a thousand-year flood" looks like? Here's the mathematics, explained for children: oldblockwriter.blogspot.com/2022/03/once-i…

I'm still speechless #auspol #ScottyDoesNothing

@rtennantwood Pig's rear end. Most of the Sydney wattles are setting seed by now. Wattle Day was traditionally August 1, until some Canberra nong changed it.

Happy #WattleDay groovers.

@Libmoggy Clearly, Boris failed his IQ test, or shares Churchill's assessment of colonials.

@Frank__Davies @vivianharris45 @ScottMorrisonMP Are you suggesting Scott Morrison is a disability? We're going to need a bigger list of categories.

Astonishingly, Morrison LNP Govt refused a disability pension to a man who had two strokes, lost use of his left side, can only walk very short distances with a walking stick, but is basically wheel chair bound. So what's a disability @ScottMorrisonMP? Hobart Mercury today p9.

@guardianscience Are we there, yet?

Swiss researchers calculate pi to new record of 62.8tn figures theguardian.com/science/2021/a…

@Libmoggy Please don't mention the futtock shrouds...

@LoraxCate @nzecology Please alert the family...

@Libmoggy Thanks! If the bastard lives, I'll lure him out...