MCP

Ken getting nominated and not Barbie is honestly so fitting for a film about a man discovering the power of patriarchy in the Real World.

@kateinkew @shitduosays But I’m usually fairly good company!

Umm…. No. ⁦@shitduosays⁩

"Drowning out the voices of those who desperately crave to be heard by consistently amplifying the Trumpian ramblings of a political liar is a hideous stain on their profession that will never leave them." -RonniSalt theshot.net.au/general-news/v…

"We don't actually have any national climate policy." "We have targets. We have no policy to drive change." @RDNS_TAI #auspol

@jezinkew @thehoylester @kateinkew This sounds even better than Con Air! I’m IN

Never considered 'business cowboy' to be a look but Gustaph has me convinced. #EUROVISION2023 #SBSEurovision

🧵 THREAD OF GOLD!

Only Australians will get it.

Australia: “#RaiseTheRate!” Also Australia: “Not you, RBA!”

Circulating naked images of a female MP for revenge isn’t a “mistake” @Dom_Perrottet It’s calculated misogynistic abuse, perpetrated for self-gain. No man who does this should be anywhere near parliament. This should be obvious to you, Premier.

How is this man not immediately required to resign @Dom_Perrottet @Matt_KeanMP ?

@jezinkew @thehoylester @kateinkew Jesus H Christ - that is a killer view! Only catching up on Twitter-sphere now though so think we’ve missed you!! 😖😭

@kateinkew Well this is an absolute travesty. How can there be ‘smiles for the whole family’ when there are no lolly teeth for me to smile with?! And black cats?? 🤮 And who needs both peaches AND strawberries and cream?! Why Allen’s? Why?

People in my household losing their shit because Allen’s have changed the Party Mix - no more pineapples, teeth or racing cars.

spiritually james marsden is one of the chrises

well, well, well if it isn’t all my “we’ll deal with it in January” chickens home to roost

Have you ever seen a twig happier to just be a twig?!? This guys unbridled enthusiasm just became my 2023 goal.

Congrats. You made it through the third year of 2020.

At Jerry's Pizza, we deliver swift justice.

@AmyRemeikis @GuardianAus And loved your musings on Britney at the recital centre!

I just wanted to thank everyone for your support this year - I am very, very grateful and humbled by everyone who picked up On Reckoning, followed along with the Politics Live on @GuardianAus and watched/listened to my many rants. Thank you. Sending love to you all 💛