Aaron McVitty

Scriptwriters need to make a movie called 'The United Job' detailing the Manager drama at Man Utd since Fergie left. Casting to include Michael Caine as David Moyes with infamous dialogue, "You're not supposed to blow the bloody playoffs". #ManUtd #MovieMagic

Everybody knows the fight was fixed, The poor stay poor, The rich get rich, That's how it goes, Everybody Knows... - Leonard Cohen #SpringStatement

@Southpawer The fact is there isn't anyone on social media right now promoting Eminem's new song more than the haters. Now that...is a magic trick. #Houdini #Eminem

Chill bro, chill 😂😂😂 #Eminem #Houdini OUT NOW!

Set fair air travel price controls for holiday periods, fine companies who over-charge & use the money to pay teachers properly. No more need for strikes/parents taking kids out. Also - to help absence rates - a new, relevant & engaging curriculum. #EducatingPoliticians

@BBCMarkSimpson The majority of people DID vote at the last election. It counted for nothing. Still no government. Politicians have not been moving Northern Ireland forward. People achieve in spite of politicians, not because of them. Actions speak louder than words. So does a lack of action.

In 30 years of watching Jeffrey Donaldson, rarely have I seen him being quite so impassioned, emotional and unscripted.

The #PostOfficeScandal shows how many people in positions of power are incompetent. If their wages & bonuses were based solely on humanity & integrity at work instead of profits, they'd be broke. Imagine if our leaders had morals & ethics. What a world that would be. #Dreamer

@Renmakesmusic #ChoppingOnions

Congratulations to @renmakesmusic on his No.1 Album #SickBoi. Finally confirmed and well deserved. #MusicThatMatters

Ren & Rick Astley fighting it out for No.1 UK Album. The final push until midnight to hopefully see this phenomenal talent and independent artist Ren claim it simply because his music is the best. Let's get it for this man. He's changing lives out here. #SickBoiAlbum #RENegades

Imagine going to work and the highlight of your day is charging two pensioners £110 for 2 pieces of paper. Some staff need 'de-jobsworthed' & common sense training. Customer service is dead...#ryanair #businessfail

This headline could've also been written as follows: 'Companies profits rose at a record pace in year to May, fuelling fears that inflation will stay high' #perspective

If the new #Threads app is copying #Twitter then twitter could return the favour by creating #Twinstagram

BT front cover today - A stark juxtaposition...Cancelling a Holiday Meal Scheme for Children, whilst masked clowns run around the streets This country is a fucking joke. #FeedChildren #IgnoreSadRelics

@bohara1977 The BBC is a public service broadcaster and should avoid becoming a government service broadcaster.

It's a sad day when a person has to choose between being employed or having an opinion. I don't understand what having a personal opinion has to do with being competent at work anyway. Choose your employer carefully. #FreeToDoAsWeTellYou #GaryLineker #FreeThoughtMatters

Time is a precious commodity. I hope people in #NorthernIreland don't waste their time #voting for the same old useless irrelevant politicians. They certainly haven't wasted any of their time working for us. #PoliticsIsBollocks #BrokenSystem #DontBeDuped #NoneOfTheAbove

It looks like the #ConservativeMembership are about to choose another leader in double-quick time. Sure, it went so well last time. Let's see what shitshow they create this time. #NoDemocracyApparent

Queen Elizabeth II, 1926 - 2022 #HerMajesty

With hundreds of thousands of #ALevel students planning to go to university and rack up an average of £45,000 in debt before even starting their working life, perhaps school still isn't giving kids the education they need. #StartDebtFree #MakeMoneyAvoidDebt