maddy ˚｡⋆୨୧˚

@the_homiedani june 1st tomorrow 😜😜

don’t let me drink no more this month bruh….

@the_homiedani gonna put a leash on u next time

maddy left me unattended for over 20 minutes and I was making out with a girl, forgive me bro I was bored💔💔😭pls never leave me alone again

boy pablo i miss u

@the_homiedani who gave u that necklace bro

wait it was lowkey yummy

@the_homiedani i would’ve started sobbing

my mom just stared at me after I got done yapping and she said “you’re so beautiful, don’t ever forget that” hey so what if I just started crying ?

@the_homiedani that’s my daughter

nobody talk shit on chobani, we’re like this🤞

@the_homiedani but i was hanging out with my beautiful girlfriend ofc 👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏼 you’ll get there one day …

maddy can you see me or hear me

@the_homiedani i didn’t wanna get carsick so i wasn’t on my phone lil bro

@the_homiedani how u have more likes than me

its worth the little bit of pain guys just get the piercing you want!!

@the_homiedani so sorry lil bro

no bc we are so perfect for each other

@the_homiedani miss it already

can everyone stop what they’re doing for da lunch prayer🙏… thank you cabo bobs😭

@the_homiedani L

show starts in 5 minutes why are there a bunch of couples….dont pmo😭🙏

@the_homiedani k

@the_homiedani “best friend” Say my name bro

best friend is gonna help me build a dating profile tomorrow I’m so fkn scared😭😭😭

@the_homiedani i’ve been telling u … but u listen to tedi … ? right right

therapist made fun of me yesterday for being scared of dating apps, but being able to have moots on twitter, oh ok!

@the_homiedani this place about to BLOW

@mddycpd you have 23 seconds before u explode

guys im bored, im on lunch break, yall want some fruit ? maddy stop working and reply to my tweets bro

@the_homiedani *u’re

@mddycpd ur going to prison