𝓜𝓪𝓭𝓪𝓶𝓮 𝓋𝑜𝓃 𝒲𝒾𝑒𝓃

Gospodine ispreplela bih svoj jezik s vašim.

@don_Chico69 @InsideLucysHead 😅

@InsideLucysHead @mdmsll12 🤔

A young Irish girl goes to confession... And says, “Bless me Father, for I have sinned. The priest replies, “Go ahead, my child.” “Well”, she says, “Last night I made love to me boyfriend... FIVE TIMES! And it was GLORIOUS, Father. He made me tingle all over, and I swear it was as though I was seein’ the stars in my passion. And, I think I may have wailed like a banshee. More than once. And me legs was all wibbly wobbly, even the next mornin’. But, I know that makin’ love to me boyfriend before marriage is a sin, and I’ve come seekin’ absolution. The priest sits back, rubs his forehead, and looks at the young lass and says, “Right. What I need for you to do is go down to Mr. O’Malley’s market and get four good sized lemons. Go home, cut them in half, and squeeze the juice into a nice tall glass and drink in down straight away.” The girl looks at the priest with a confused look and asks, “ Will that absolve me of me sin, Father?” “NO, but it’ll wipe the smile off yer face!”

@MaftaMala Ne vjerujem.....

🥳Ja, Mic sam onoj svojoj Ines čestitao kaj je danas starija... khmmm... jedan dan. Gledajući od jučer. 😹 Živjela!!!🍾🥂😻

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life update

Jučer si nekom ćerka, danas već nisi. Jučer si nekom unuka, danas već nisam.

@tonka_recimore 🖤

@mdmsll12 🫂

5 dana kako živim u iščekivanju ružnih vijesti, da li će stići dok se budim, dok radim ili dok spavam. Vrlo ružan doživljaj.

@Dario37115351 Nema vise iscekivanja... sinoc dosla vijest Vec sam u BiH Hvala

@mdmsll12 Uhh....ne volim....drzi se!!!

@rajlevant 🖤

@mdmsll12 💪❤️

@TaliaKaliv Uff.. i to je bogme nezgodno

@mdmsll12 Lani sam imala 2 sahrane u mjesec dana 🫂

@TaliaKaliv Koliko god ruzno, svima ce nam biti lakse 🖤

@mdmsll12 Žao mi je 🫂 znam kako je to, prošla sam

@rajlevant Jesmo, mi smo duse od ljudi 🥰

@mdmsll12 Stari mi je bia ❤️

Kazen ja mom pametnom satu da me probudi u 6:30, i kontan to ce on prenit mobu, stavin na punjac kod prozora, mob kraj glave, 6:30 svira sat, a ne mob….al bar san se diga iz prve bez snuzanja

@rajlevant Najbolji znak

@mdmsll12 A da, nekako mi bilo ostalo da je nesto tako, dobar 😂

@rajlevant Strijelac

@mdmsll12 A sto si 🤔🤔

@StSanela1 Tako i ja kad kupujem... pa vidis onda fini buketic 😂😂😂

@StSanela1 Tesko je bojama odolit 😂

@rajlevant Nisam 😂😂😂

@mdmsll12 A sto si blizanac u horoskopu pa misli onaj drugi 😂😂