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Mike

@me_vs_chimps

Chimp around and find out.

Texas City, TX Katılım Nisan 2013
16 Takip Edilen23 Takipçiler
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Mike@me_vs_chimps·
@realDonaldTrump This fucken goat fucker spends more time on Twitter then he dose in the White House. A post every hour lol what a joke. Way to go America you voted him in now I get to sit back and laugh as your country falls apart. #yourfucked.
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Mike@me_vs_chimps·
@snsnokyoufu Retarded and forgetful not scary. The scary part is we let them drive.
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面白ツイート図鑑
面白ツイート図鑑@snsnokyoufu·
これは怖すぎる... 心の強い人しか見ない方がいい
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@alphafox She suckie suckie $5
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AlphaFox
AlphaFox@alphafox·
People from all across the land come to enjoy her delicious cooking:
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Israeli Nationalist
Israeli Nationalist@JewishPowerMssd·
🚨BREAKING: CHUD THE BUILDER CHARGED WITH ANIMAL CRUELTY AFTER SHOOTING A MONKEY🚨
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Mike@me_vs_chimps·
@Geniustechw Money please. I don’t do chimps.
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Genius Tech
Genius Tech@Geniustechw·
$500,000 or a date with her?
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شكور
شكور@shakorapp·
@ruhaily_a سؤالي : الرصاص هذا الذي تم اطلاقه هل يتبخر في السماء او يرجع ويرتد على الارض ... الله يفك المسلمين من شر هؤلاء الجهله
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أحمد الرحيلي
إطلاق النار في الأعراس عادة سيئة وخطيرة جداً
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Mike@me_vs_chimps·
@Mappy6984 That’s one expensive fish trap.
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NRM84
NRM84@Mappy6984·
That's a 20+ pound flat head dude is clueless
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A Man Of Memes
A Man Of Memes@RickyDoggin·
Man pulls out a gun on livestream, but forgets that he’s a felon. A few minutes later the cops show up😂
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Mike@me_vs_chimps·
@RandomVibe_id Don’t worry guys she’s a spoiled rich bitch she has 6 more Mac books still in the box ready to go
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RandomVibeID@RandomVibe_id·
Sleeping girl gets a rude awakening🤣
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Mike@me_vs_chimps·
@MarioNawfal 😂😂😂I see another drug dealer chimp eating some bullets.
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Mario Nawfal
Mario Nawfal@MarioNawfal·
🇺🇸 Chicago police had Derek Jordan, 42, boxed in an alley in Humboldt Park. He was wanted for a shooting on the expressway. He rammed a bus, a squad car, and hit a pedestrian trying to escape. Officer Walzer yells "Get out of the f***ing car or I'll kill you"... then fires 6 shots through a tinted window. Walzer is stripped of his badge. George Floyd's attorneys now represent the family. COPA is investigating. The bodycam shows a man trying to ram his way through a police perimeter. It also shows an officer who announced he was going to kill someone before he did. Watch it yourself. What do you see?
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Mike@me_vs_chimps·
@MbarkCherguia Well when you suck huge cocks you need huge lips. I work at the zoo so I’m use to monkeys making faces.
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AlphaFox
AlphaFox@alphafox·
Nothing says high class quite like this:
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Naw4real@yodumbasslilbih·
@alphafox And nothing say “no class” like a mad white upset at how someone they don’t know express themselves. Mind your fucking business!
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Mike@me_vs_chimps·
@alphafox Fucken chimps flexing with fake bills at his grand mommas house 😂
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Mike@me_vs_chimps·
@cutiieepie6 From the look of your car you can use them coins to wash it. Ungrateful piece of shit.
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Mary 🕊️@cutiieepie6·
Some guy tipped me ten dollars in quarters, and I’m still trying to figure out what kind of person thinks that’s acceptable. I just finished a DoorDash order, and he casually mentions he forgot to tip in the app—which, fine, not ideal, whatever. Then he dramatically pulls out a literal roll of quarters like he’s handing me the crown jewels. He looks me dead in the eye and says, “Sorry man, I didn’t tip on the app, this is all I’ve got.” Yeah, thanks. I love holding a handful of coins like it’s 1998. I don’t use change. I’m not a parking meter. I’m not walking around with rolls of quarters or dumping them into a Coinstar just to get the money I already earned. I took it because arguing over coins isn’t how I planned to spend my day, but that doesn’t make it okay. Tipping in quarters is peak absurdity. Tip in the app, tip in bills, tip digitally—literally anything that doesn’t involve me schlepping around loose metal. Acting like this is normal? Pure comedy. And yes, no one should ever think a pocketful of coins counts as a tip.
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Toxic Confessions 🌹
Toxic Confessions 🌹@txcconfessions·
“She cheated on me so I put crack in her weed & got her hooked on crack. 2 weeks later I shot her mother’s house up…her mother got shot…”
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Mike@me_vs_chimps·
@shauryabjym Just another chimp lying. Funny how they are square when installed but diamond shape when you’re holding it.
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Shaurya Mishra@shauryabjym·
Boy Transforms Sprite Bottles Into Diamond Floor 💎
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Mike@me_vs_chimps·
@otokyo__ Get a life Tokyo. You post nonsense every hour you’ll never get a husband this way.
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Tokyo@otokyo__·
You have 3 words to save your job 🤔
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Mike@me_vs_chimps·
@theebaddiebey @SeeRacists @MrNicki A chimp is still a chimp. AIDS was created by a man fucking a monkey. We still fuck monkeys apparently. Speaking of fucking a monkey what you up too later?
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Allura Brooks
Allura Brooks@theebaddiebey·
@SeeRacists @MrNicki So his sick ass is obsessed with BBC? Im not surprised. Many closeted gay racist men have race kinks and have dreams of getting pinned down by an alpha dominant black man. Why are white people so deranged and sick? Im not surprised
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i Expose Racists & Pedo’s
🚨 Chud The Builder the racist clown who films himself screaming the N-word at Black people just got exposed Trans content creator Lily Venus says she had a full intimate s*xual relationship with the Chud around 2015… including pegging, threesomes, and weed. She straight-up calls herself a professional “pegger” for white male clients. So the fake alpha tough guy was getting bent over and pegged this whole time? Lmao the mask is completely gone, you pathetic fraud 🤣
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Mike
Mike@me_vs_chimps·
@HaYoMiDe_ That’s a fucken olive retards.
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💕Mide💕
💕Mide💕@HaYoMiDe_·
Just say it slowly 😭
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