Wayne Hepner

#TheresASayingThatGoes You can be anything you want to be, as long as you don't mind not being very good at what you do.

I'm over at the gas station and just overheard a couple of MAGA bumpkins discussing the "Straighter Whore Moose"

@Architectolder It's beautiful. Great place to read. Bad place to store old books.

Well not everyone liked this after all

@kevin_nealon Did you ever see The Phantom of Liberty? Famous French art film with a sketch about the subject.

Eating is a very social thing. You go out to dinner. You sit around and everybody's eating. But when you think about it, it's really a personal thing. Everybody's seeing it. The chewing. I think going to the bathroom would be more of a social thing. Everybody's sitting around in toilets. That would be more of a social thing. People are happy.

@GaryPetersonUSA That's not nice. She could be someone's mother, daughter, kidnapper.

President Trump always spots my daughter in the stands, because he knows his biggest fans when he sees them!

@MattWalshBlog It's because they're humanists, which you aren't, and oppose, but if you admit it's not synonymous with amorality, think about how it applies to this issue.

A weird thing is that whenever I post criticism of AI, the majority of the people agreeing with me seem to be leftists. It’s pretty much the only position I hold that seems to be more popular with the left than the right. It should be the opposite. My whole point about AI (especially AI in creative fields) is that it isn’t human, it doesn’t have a soul, and we cannot surrender our society to an unhuman soulless algorithm even if it makes our lives easier in some ways. It’s very strange that an argument predicated on the existence of the soul resonates with the left while conservatives tend to scoff at it.

Politicians in 1996: “I tried pot but I did not inhale.” Politicians in 2026: “I fucked a child but I did not eat it.”

@klara_sjo It feels good to me as long as the bristles are stiff enough.

I bet this feels so good if you're a printer.

@VirgilWalkerOMA Ah, that's nothing. In the decades following World War II, Americans continued to elect white guys, even though that's what Hitler was.

The city that watched its towers fall on 9/11, attacked by men who hated America and glorified death, voted for this. Memories fade quickly. The city that stood as a symbol of American confidence now flirts with the ideas that undermine it.

why has nobody made crime illegal yet

not a single cellphone in sight just people enjoying the moment

Please, if you have any extra money buy stock. The lower that number gets, the more people will be allowed to talk about the Epstein Files.

@HiddenYorkshire It's the way our brains process vision. First priority is spotting anything that even might be another person, shadows in bushes, any vertical shape of the right height in the distance, etc.

ANOTHER THING I HATE is the idea that mermaids originated from sailors mistaking seals for women. I think people are a lot more complex than that. Can a seal look like a woman? Sure. But these are people who could navigate across oceans by the stars. They weren't stupid.

With President Trump’s endorsement, world heavyweight champion and co-creator of YouTube Jake Paul will be the future face of MAGA, as he has the suave presence of JFK with the fighting spirit Smokin Joe Ali.

found the worst bird name of all time

@emkenobi I don't think that's true, but it's what she deserves.

Erika Kirk is 100% sleeping with Trump.

jobs after singularity: - stripping copper wire out of houses - stripping copper wire out of robots - cooking meth - selling meth - making a robot that cooks and sells meth, later you attack the robot and strip its copper wire out - attempting to smoke copper wire

@Notwokenow That's nothing, the whole U ited States continued to elect white people after World War II, even though that's what Hitler was.

New York City, how could you have forgotten them in less than 25 years?

@RyanNDanker Magically replicating food is a gimmick.

Good sermons do not require props or gimmicks.

@TheRealThelmaJ1 I think that's supposed to be mildly embarrassed humility, undermined by the fact that she obviously deliberately started doing it after momentarily forgetting she was supposed to.

What the hell is Erika Kirk doing in this video? Watching her is very disconcerting .