amanda w.

A doula for moving. This should exist. I need someone to hold my hand and rub my shoulders.

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bravo hasn't renewed ladies of london... everything is so bleak in this life...

sometimes going on long walks will either solve every problem you have or you’ll realize you never got over anything in your life

What should I do for dinner and the entire rest of my life

Don’t really know what I am actually doing with my life

Seems rude to see Waymo advertising at the Miami F1 race track…

my internal monologue is better than any podcast. wish you guys could hear this shit

Been drinking pretty much only Diet Coke to save water for Claude

everyone would be yelling at each other in the living room and I’d be in the kitchen eating one pancake from every box so no one knew how many I had #SummerHouse

i cannot stop spending money. I am the primary breadloser of my household

watching reality tv is deeper and more anthropological when i do it

they should invent a me that gets over things

Enjoyed this

you enjoy a little hobby and people will say you need to make it into a business. we’re in capitalist hell.

Just learned of Italian poutine thanks to an Inspector Gamache novel. I need to go to Canada to try it.

“driver most likely to go on a reality tv show?" esteban: i don't know if i should say that but lewis.. keeping up with the hamiltons? lando: lewis! IYKYK *raises eyebrows when the crew laughs* PLEASE 😭😭😭

all i want in life is 2-3 close friends i can run errands with, a decently nice apartment, opportunities to run jokes that are only funny to me, a loosely creative job in my field which means i never have to use a job finding site again so u can get the appeal seinfeld had on me