MJ

@communicat1022 This is an excellent achievement

I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY HARVESTED uncle Tim’s anal fissures while he was sleeping and have situated them in the incubator overnight to breed the sweetys. I will bake them into a batch of “oatmeal raisin cookies” for the family potluck and which and I will feed. To my helpless kinsmen

I know you’re going to think this sounds fake but the mascot of Oorah, the Jewish group whose “Israel” junkets are funded by @Kars4kids, is an anthropomorphic stack of money named Fiveish

The data centers are for something much worse than surveillance

@barakgila My friend @meantomatoes is interested

shooting my shot: I'm dating again! I'm a 31-year old eng in SF, mostly nerdy (into local politics, the economist, a24, Ellsworth Kelly) also reasonably outdoorsy (running, skiing) and I cook you should be a 25-35 guy who wants kids, is intellectually curious, and lacks chest hair

Shady AF Comebacks

Today marks four years since my aunt, Shireen Abu Akleh, was killed by an Israeli sniper in Jenin. An iconic journalist, and one of the most empathetic and sweetest people. This is who they killed. She loved life, but they stole hers from her.

@wreckAsh Gotcha sryy oomfiee

@meantomatoes you will too but please no more of that, legit triggers the shit outta me

@suicidebrds After I already started medicating for bipolar mind u

@meantomatoes ouuu

@wreckAsh He survived at least

@meantomatoes sorry you have to deal with that but please don't put gore and accidents on my tl man this shit is not funny

I need people to understand that referring to Palestinians as Gazans is erasure. They are Palestinian and only a wretched Zionist would refuse to refer to them as such.

Your chances of being able bodied your entire life are slim to none. It is always in your best interest to advocate for a more accessible world.

@gurreggg Creatine helps recovery but also don't work them to lactic overload

My ass and arms are still sore from working out earlier in the week #WHATTHEFUCK #WHENDOESITEND

@desafioarca Uncle grandpa maybe

Idk why 30-somethings expect me to answer their dms

@godsb0y All you're saying is you dated a 40 year old and still care about him

my 40 year old ex that looks at my tiktok profile every week because he doesn’t realize that tiktoks show people when you view them

@gurreggg Theyd love that

@meantomatoes I’ll answer them.

@blueliasd Wellbutrin is pretty good

took my meds and i’m still depressed #yasss

@David90037594 HII

@meantomatoes Hi

@aajshanibar I still have the old twitter app client 😭 I figured that was the reason 💔💔

@meantomatoes i used a hacked twitter blue and it stopped working for replies so now im stuck using web app

@jupiteriee They all have that

got me signing up for arco rewards to save 10 cents per gallon