gexava
110 posts
gexava
@meatbeatwad
convicted feline - formerly glueballs and sponsor of red 2018 Toyota tundra
Katılım Nisan 2025
29 Takip Edilen3 Takipçiler
White people be like "my parents, elders bought me weed"
Winter@WasiuWinter
I’m 21 years old man. I bought this weed myself with my own money. Not parent, elders. I set a goal and I achieved it Discipline. awareness. priorities. peace
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@mikerainey82 @BobD56169784 Nah but there's somebody on that street with bike money and no bike lock money always an opportunity for success #blessed
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I had a shitty part time job summer 2009. Part of what made it so shitty is that I didn’t have a car and I got done 15 minutes after the last trolley that could have taken me home left for the night. I’d walk ten miles home each night, motivated by the two Bud Ice tall boys I’d treat myself to at the Frontier Saloon for the final push home. Nothing tasted as good as those beers.
Roady@roadsoda69420
50oz of bud ice for dinner tonight
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@NihilanthFucker @gil_lombardi @tuvati @f0nk3m0n Well I vape and as a matter of fact I am a pussy addict how'd you know?
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Higgs of twt 🚯@nullexitys
MY MUM GOT ME A VAPE??? HELLO
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@ISITMIDNITE @ordinarytings But.... You.... Just .
.. said nouns.
...
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@ordinarytings The part of the human brain that retains nouns is missing from mine.
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Turns out my inability to remember anyone’s birthdays, names or important life events isn’t because of spending the entire pandemic half-cooked, it’s just because I’m an ‘asshole’.
Coinvo@Coinvo
GROUNDBREAKING: 🚨 New research finds no long-term cognitive decline associated with cannabis use.
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@akeivi_official Albutero? What are they asthmatic or something ahaha
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@yurimelodies genuinely what is happening in this photograph. i cannot tell.
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@dennismacelroy @texmeplease Im bam margera and this is touching the thermostat at my fuckin parents house
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@ripleysgh0st @LIMBOLIBRARY @jinakiyan Nono you see they can universally decide that this person knows everything and their word is like law basically bc they are on twitter
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@LIMBOLIBRARY @jinakiyan it does for me 😭 I don't think you get to universally decide that
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Neurodivergent people: Hi
Neurotypical people: when my hyperfixation overstimulates me so i get non verbal and i trigger my ocd and i start stimming and stop masking and need my special interest plushie to calm down my meltdown and
♡@astralbaes
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This is what my phone looked like after being in the mental hospital for a while #blessed
Maira@maira4yo
if you wake up and see this, which app do you check first?
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@llthingstranger @messedupfoods My fat ass putting in door dash orders at 1:45 ✌️
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@messedupfoods what kind of demon do you have to have inside you to be ordering taco bell at 1:50am? i’ve been drunk as fuck and i wouldn’t even order if it’s that late bc i’m not evil💀
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really fucked up that there’s no signage and now i have to ask the butcher how much for the sexy beef babey
doxie@doxie_gay
i need to cook his ass so bad
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@starsofplatinum Do you think I was being serious with my comment that was implying that tung tung sahur is a real person
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who is this even a collab with
does anyone officially own tungtungsahur
HYPEX@HYPEX
TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR SKIN IS COMING TO FORTNITE [VIA @blortzen]
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