Scott L. Titsworth, CPA

Pledge just saved my life

Only 2 weeks left of abroad and my mom is sending me internship reels #shootme

Got ghosted by wife potential over spring break. Benedictine toast.

Holy fucking fuck that body of yours is insane #mastersweek

Not your typical burner

The show goes on #masters2026

@timsharter Absolutely not

Fellas… is it gay to sit like this?

We’re so back #tiger

@billy_haas_ Not a hot take in the slightest

Kickball is the best recess game of all time

Watching hot home town girl friends get fat at SEC schools is one of life’s greatest tragedies #expand #doubleentendre

@hightidewombat Stage five “virgin” clinger

I gotta get out of here pronto. I got a stage five clinger.

@Feng_Yuxui Definitely lost years of my life from Spanish redbull

@meatwallet202 Blackout tray is elite but the fake redbull seems cancerous

Scott is thirsty in BCN can we let the kid eat??? #culture

First time in Africa #stabbincabin

How do Europeans function without the blue pow chick fil a combo on a hung Saturday that will never sit right with me

@Feng_Yuxui Yup

@meatwallet202 George Payne?

FUUUUCKKKKK NEEED CHIC FIL A

White privilege is given, not earned #LANK

Enjoying things you can’t afford in places you can’t comprehend #wealth

“Make it overcast to ruin Scott’s weekend in the Canary Islands”

Huzz in my exam was identical to ex situationship #seeingghosts