plastic_dragon🌲🎼

@JohnHoll0w You reached enlightenment, sir

Wtf was I on today? holy fuck

@guoshi_yaps SURELY CB’s arms get tired at some point

The fact that I have LITERALLY ALL THE DOGS SIRIUS COULD EVER WANT And she still refuses to come home There's no pleasing her istg

@FuckTeio Mr CB also lives alone, and has a hard time cooking for herself. As far as I k ow they’re the only two confirmed to live off campus

People are too blinded by Maruzensky’s car to realize she either owns or rents out her own place

@hishimiracl And the fact that’s she’s like yeah I’ll be your dog but only like a dog you’d keep in the field doing my own thing anyways????

LIKE WHY WAS SHE THAT FUCKING DESPERATE TO BE SIRIUS’ DOG

@JohnHoll0w John you have single-handedly changed my perception of stay gold I appreciate this greatly

One thrust is all it takes to hit Stay Gold's cervix, and it doesn't even go all the way in. 💢💢💢

@2nochuu @nerissa_en She’s so pretty !!

Winning four of six races wasn't supposed to be possible in this age of parity in #NASCAR, but motorsport.com needlessly nuking their photo archives simply cannot be understood at the moment.

@Snooz_E_Daytime Orange because Orfevre could probably use conqueror’s haki and Taiki has a gun

you must pick one uma hair color (eg Orange nets you maya, ope, fuku etc) to protect you while the rest try to kill you what do you pick (bonus challenge you can't pick brown)

@JohnHoll0w @Kiora06 Big Uma is just so peak

Big Horse Doodle 🐎

@SK_Jynx @Piukute_Maple Oh great heavens

High Roller 💰 2/6 #RavenCrafts

@norikensei AlmondAce

Ball knowledge ball knowledge ball knowledge ball knowledge

@Player1_Please Mr CB GRRRAAAAGAHHHHH

It was supposed to be nursing. Eng ver🍲

@nihonnogoburin Ooooooh awesome!!

Vodka strikes back!! Saw a lot of people imagining vodka with gimlet’s eye and thought I’d revisit this concept one more time hehe #umamusume #ウマ娘

@say_nri Maaaaaaan :((((

girl x uma which inherently stems from how dysphoric the girl feels about being human and the uma [ironically] showing her how much more there is to life and running for the sole purpose of making that girl happy [100% fluff]

The whole UmaBeanies I have made. Team Spica are in the production. If it sells well, the team rigil will follow. As a celebration, i'll giveaway 5 beanies for 5 people. One beanie of their own choosing. Just retweet and reply to win. Ends within 24 hours.

party horses🥂

@ganashii52 Daiwa Scarlet!!

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