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"YOU CAN'T SCAN ME, I KNOW MY RIGHTS!!! That machine will steal my DNA, sell it to the marauders AND THEY'LL USE IT AS A MAP TO MY ORGANS!!!"
#amongus #amongusshow #amongusrp #parodytwitter
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Lime
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Lime
@mechaniclime
They say that aliens don't exist ... BUT THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL WANT YOU TO THINK!!! (Engineer and ordained minister for MIRA) ((NOT AFFILIATED WITH INNERSLOTH))
MIRA spaceship Katılım Haziran 2026
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I REFUSE TO ENTER BY THE DOOR!!!!!! I will NOT let those planted scheduled cameras to catch a GLIMPSE OF ME AND USE MY BODY TO TRAIN ROBOTS!!!
...I'll...Err...Still get those gremlin traps of yours though.
Blue Crewmate@ProQualityDoc
Wonderful. I’ll have the inventory ready whenever you stop by MedBay! Through the door, if at all possible. The vents do make the delivery rather complicated.
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The more sweet scents there is that lingers in the air the more of them GREMLINS gather!! It's like an invitation for 'em to raid and steal everything they can!!!
BUT I BETTER CHECK THOSE BANDAGES FIRST!! Just incase there's any devices inside that sucks on your blood!
Blue Crewmate@ProQualityDoc
Ah, I see. I should warn you though! I also have chocolate and strawberry scented bandages stored in MedBay. Shall I be concerned about those as well?
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IKNEWITIJNEWITIKNEWTHEALIENSCANSTEALCREWMATESKINSIKNEWTHEYWEREAMONGSTUS!
(Lime pointed accusingly at the other Lime)
But hoohoOHOO. *YOU* PICKED THE WROONGG CREWMATE TO DISGUISE AS.
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𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗧𝗘@0hImAC3lebrity
Yeah, well, at least now I have someone to blame if anything on this ship breaks or something. ..Wait, why are there TWO of you??-
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Because aliens are *different*!!! They don't have the same anatomy as us crewmates They're cursed beINGS THAT ARE FROM A PLANET CLOSE BY THAT'S BEYOND OUR COMPREHENSION!!! I know the corporate will try to lie to us, BUT I'M NOT EASILY DECEIVED!!
𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗧𝗘@0hImAC3lebrity
..Hooow would they be standing, then??
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THE ALIENS LEARNED HOW TO USE THE INTERNET!!! DO NOT TRUST THEM, THEY'RE ALL BLOOD LUSTING CREATURES THAT'LL TAKE YOUR SKIN AND OTHERS' TOO!!!!!!! #TRUSTNOONE #NOTEVENTHECORPORATE
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// reply to this post if u wanna be in the amongus show parodytwt group chat #amongusshow #parodytwt
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Lime retweetledi
BAH!!! They rearranged the wires AGAIN!!!!! I haven't repelled 'em with enough holy water!! 😡#thosedarngremlins
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It was ONLY neccessary!! The gremlins have a sweet tooth, ESPECIALLY FOR VANILLA! Keep 'em in there for long and THAT WHOLE MEDBAY WILL BE FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH THOSE LITTLE RASCALS!!!
Blue Crewmate@ProQualityDoc
Alright, alright. Who took all of the vanilla scented bandages from MedBay?
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Lime retweetledi
This case requires my immediate attention!
...Blue Crewmate joins #ParodyTwitter !
[PINNED POST]
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PARODY /AND/ ROLEPLAY ACCOUNT
My portrayal of Lime will be 50% canon 50% headcanons so keep that in mind!
I don't mind ship related replies BUT NOTHING NSFW!!! NOT ONLY AM I A MINOR BUT IT'S INCREDIBLY AWKWARD!!
Lime is STRICTLY THEY/HE. But refer to the mun as he/him!
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"YOU CAN'T SCAN ME, I KNOW MY RIGHTS!!! That machine will steal my DNA, sell it to the marauders AND THEY'LL USE IT AS A MAP TO MY ORGANS!!!"
#amongus #amongusshow #amongusrp #parodytwitter
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