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Did yall hear about Vladimir Putin opening the oldest vault to reveal images of biblical figures? They all black every single one.

@TheGoosie @Clownie_Boo @ieatantz i think its just that the guy has a question about such a simple topic as "here's a cow"

@Clownie_Boo @ieatantz The cow has both horns and udders. Horns are associated with males, while only females have udders. The man is wearing a flannel shirt, a style commonly associated with farmers. You are meant to discern that the man likely has more knowledge of cows than the teacher.

They don't make em like they used to

blood soaked owl always in peripheral vision. gets slightly closer every year on my birthday. good omen?

@DijahSB what about 22 grand by digbar

rappers leave trans people alone PLEEEEEASE your songs about trans people SUUUUCKKKKK

my life is pretty great . but i don’t like it

I can't believe I didn't see this in the quotes. What are we even doing here

CNN: Popeyes To Begin Just Killing People friendlyhelper88: based popetes

bitch @JDVance

This is the most neutral summary I’ve seen of the Minnesota murder by ICE. It has ALL angles, it syncs them together, and shows the lead up and aftermath… if you watch this all and still think those shots were justified - you just might be a psychopath.

ICE shot and killed a woman on camera today. We all saw the video. The Trump administration is lying.

There is nothing patriotic about what is occurring on Capitol Hill. This is 3rd world style anti-American anarchy.

Elon is a pedophile with no friends

@cmkshama If I was in Mamdani's position, I would have a dog parade and we could sell tickets and use the money to pay Donald Trump to resign.

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WOW! THANK YOU TO THE GREAT PEOPLE OF NORWAY, SWEDEN, FINLAND, AND WHATEVER OTHER COUNTRIES AGREED THAT I’M THE BEST!!! THE LOSER HATERS SAID I WAS TOO HANDSOME, TOO SMART, TOO PERFECT FOR THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE — WRONG!!! WHEN CALIFORNIA WINS, THE WORLD WINS!!! AN HONOR! — GCN

THE “KING” JUST FINISHED A TREMENDOUS TRIP TO NEW YORK CITY FOR THE UNITED NATIONS GENERAL ASSEMBLY. WORLD LEADERS LINED UP (BLOCKS LONG!) TO MEET ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, THE REAL LEADER OF AMERICA. DOZY DON WAS VERY RUDE TO THEM (HE SAID, “YOUR COUNTRIES ARE GOING TO HELL!” NOT NICE, MR. PRESIDENT). I WONT SAY WHO, BUT MANY AFTER TOLD ME PRIVATELY, “SIR, THE UNITED NATIONS WOULD LIKE TO RENAME NYC TO NEWSOM YORK CITY IN YOUR HONOR!” I AM VERY HUMBLE AND NOT “BRAGGADOCIOUS" BUT I DO DESERVE THIS AND SO WE WILL RENAME NYC SOON. EVERYBODY LOVES THE IDEA! A GREAT HONOR!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. – GCN

J.D. “JUST DANCE” VANCE, WHO NOBODY LIKED UNTIL TRUMP PICKED HIM OUT OF THE "BARGAIN BIN" IN THE WALMART CLEARANCE SECTION, WENT ON FOX TO TRASH ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR GOVERNOR. THE DANCING QUEEN CAN’T STOP! I LIVE RENT-FREE IN HIS HEAD (VERY TINY SPACE, ALMOST NO ROOM WITH "THE COUCH"). HE IS VERY WEAK... THE GUY CAN'T RUN, TAKES MORE "VACATIONS" THAN ANY VICE PRESIDENT IN HISTORY (AND WE’VE HAD SOME LAZY ONES!), GOT CAUGHT TAKING PHOTOS IN THE BATHROOM (VERY SICK!) AFTER APPLYING HIS EYELINER AND WEARS A COMMUNIST RED SHIRT. PERFECT, SINCE "CHAIRMAN TRUMP" NOW OWNS INTEL AND TELLS HIM WHAT TO WEAR. WHY DOES FOX AIR THIS NONSENSE? THEY EDIT THE TAPES, AND EVEN TRY TO MAKE HIM LOOK "SMART," BUT HE IS A TOTAL JOKE. FOX SHOULD BE ASHAMED. STOP GIVING AIRTIME TO A TOTAL LOSER. HIS TIME WOULD BE BETTER SPENT PRACTICING FOR HIS SOON “DEBUT” ON DANCING WITH THE STARS. EVERYONE’S LAUGHING AT HIM, BELIEVE ME! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! — GCN

@GovPressOffice I REMEMBER WHEN YOU TOOK THAT BULLET FOR US.