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@mediocrebritty
elrow chicken hater | enjoyer of house and techno | don’t take anything I say seriously
chicago Katılım Şubat 2012
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Launching out kidney stones and the robbers slip on them like marbles in home alone
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@mediocrebritty That tweet/comedy style is Tim Robinson's 'I Think You Should Leave' coded. If you haven't watched it, you should.
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my eye doctor always pokes me in both eyes and goes “does this hurt?” and then laughs so hard he vomits for a while and then acts like it didn’t happen
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@pivot_tables I really do not remember tweeting this. Woke up at 4:30 am and went on a rampage
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My dad used to cover me in bacon grease and let me roam around Target and theyd have to get an animal control officer to capture me
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I’m 25, but my older sister is 35. My parents had me at 36 and 40 years old. Grew up on 90s kids toys, movies, and shows. I played outside all day, everyday and had to be home when the street lights came on.
My younger sister is 21 and I see more of a divide with her and I compared to my older sister and I. It’s so weird
ValleyWitch ☽@NINETIESWITCH
I feel like 26-29/30 year old Gen Z are the cool, in-the-know people because of the era of the internet they grow up in and having a semblance of analog interaction in childhood. the 19-23 year olds are WEIRD, extremists. They are the "cringe" millennials of the Gen Z
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@iamgiardiniera I swear by hoka non slips for serving/bartending!
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