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Jurassic park makes the carnivores out to be the most dangerous dinosaurs but just once I would love to see someone get bodied by a sauropod

I've learned from a source close to the situation that the PWHL's next rink is located within the castle of Gargamel, nemesis to the benevolent Smurfs. No word yet on the number of seats the sorcerer will conjure up or if the seats themselves will be Smurf-sized or not.

Right like first of all...those are my hags

PWHL ref challenge: stop determining the outcome of the game Level: impossible

inventing an app called betterboxd that exclusively allows people to log the times they have seen the 2024 musical biopic better man. if you give it below 4 stars you get banned

when my bangs get blown by the wind and my forehead gets exposed it feels like my whole naked body is on display

i dont knowwwwww Sent from my iPhone

how it feels to be slightly too drunk to understand the board game rules

“you block people over politics??” bitch i block people over skyler white IDGAF

Back in my day, we didn’t have AI DJs or algorithmic playlists. We discovered new music through teen dramas on TV.

don’t care didn’t ask still the goat

we’re gonna need an intervention from god to win this game so i brought out the father (Poulin), the son (Fillier), and the holy spirit (Wickenheiser) 🙏🇨🇦

if I had a nickel for every time a canadian captain took a hit from a czech player then went down the tunnel at the 2026 Olympics I’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but I’m going to lose my fucking mind

doing this to gudas in my mind

trying to look up marie-philip poulin highlights bruh…

biggest british stinker ever is the separate hot and cold water taps who tf cooked that one up

@ women’s hockey commentators

OLYMPIC GREATNESS 🐐🍁 MARIE-PHILIP POULIN IS NOW THE ALL-TIME WOMEN’S #WINTEROLYMPICS GOALS LEADER 👑

@OutlanderCanuck YES haha successfully introducing all my friends to hockey. also now I can finish watching the pitt

@mediumpikachu Did it work?!

free trialing a vpn so I can watch cbc coverage of the Olympics since the bbc is so ass omfg. sorry I don’t want to watch curling when women’s hockey is on!!!

y'all know we're MPP down