🧠 medulla oblongata 💀

Did you know that traffic officers don’t check fake money 😹😹

Anthony Gordon arrives to sign his Barça contract. 🔵🔴👋🏼 @victor_nahe 🎥

Two elite squads collide ⚔️ Who makes your PSG x Arsenal combined XI based on their UCL campaigns? 👀

@MuslimsMatters Insha’llah 🙏❤️

Very soon you will smile and say; “Allah, this is more than what I prayed for”

🚨 OFFICIAL: Anthony Gordon joins Barcelona from Newcastle for package worth over €80m. 🔵🔴

Anthony Gordon becomes an FC Barcelona player until 2031✍️ 🔗 barca.link/gKbh50Z5LaF

🔵🔴👋🏼 Anthony Gordon signs until 2031.

His blaugrana chapter starts now. 📚💙❤️

First signing of the season ✅

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 𝗔𝗡𝗧𝗛𝗢𝗡𝗬 𝗚𝗢𝗥𝗗𝗢𝗡 𝟮𝟬𝟯𝟭 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

15 of the 16 PSG players from last season’s UCL final are still at the club, with Gianluigi Donnarumma the only departure 😲 His replacement Matvey Safonov has only made 25 league appearances since arriving from Russia 👀

Welcome to Barça, Gordon! 🤝

🚨 Anthony Gordon: “I wanted to play for Barcelona since I was 3 years old”. Here with agent Adam Dugdale and Unique Sports CEO Will Salthouse after the official unveiling.

🔵🔴 Anthony Gordon: “I speak Spanish because as a kid I believed I would play for Barça”. “I had a physio at Newcastle who was Spanish and we spoke Spanish every day. I told him I wanted to play for Barça one day, that’s why I speak some Spanish”.

One of us now 🫶

I think l’m the last man standing

Atletico Madrid board since Barcelona got rich

My man is a Muganda but I’ve never seen him shake or fall sick because he sat next to my mother or because he shook her hand. Baganda can lie

Affording a bucket doesn’t mean you should eat a bucket. Buckets are made for families