Æhmed.

adulting is basically arriving at the same truths as your father, but from first principles.

you fit ghost me for one year make i still reply you seconds after you text, my life no really hard😂

A market that moves $7 trillion a day and you still can't take $100 out of it.

gifs when the joke is time sensitive

I love texting people that have their read receipt off 😂

As a frontend developer. NO Wetin those backend guys they do, if you put body as a frontend fire go burn you. And I’m not talking about crud backend devs abeg.

may 1st, 2026

one of the healthiest habit anyone should learn is training yourself not to talk too much.

I told my gf I can't hang out right now Github is up, so I have to work don't know when I'll get this chance again

staying locked in while getting L’s is the real discipline

the AUDACITY of my body to be tired after i gave it 8 hours of sleep. like bro i gave you everything.

The fact that someone can build a pako house just 10 minutes away from your 15m per year house is so funny

You go enter keke with agent to go check house wey you wan rent The agent go just come down from keke dey go like say transport no concern am 😡

The speed at which a virus spreads depends on: 1. How dense the population is 2. How dense the population is

The scariest part in trading is knowing exactly what you’re doing wrong and still doing it.

The level of detachment it requires to succeed in trading makes a man dead inside.

highest peak of depression is when you start laughing it off. because it’s becoming rlly funny these things are happening to you.

Mis piernas cuando estoy intentando correr en mis sueños 😭

Don’t let all these NEPO kids in tech whine you ooo, nah hin papa buy that MacBook Pro M5 for am no be JavaScript