Skye

Even Clark Kent couldn’t keep Lana Lang

@JMC_Emeka If I’m the seller of the cement I will frown at him for taking that long to pick up his goods that I agreed to store for him for a stipulated time but that’s it because I want to maintain the relationship between us but not releasing the goods or charging extra is a no no.

@meekphilly4 If I buy everything in your shop and refused to take them out with me. Where will you keep your next goods. You lock up your shop for 4 months waiting for me to come pick them up?

Someone bought 50 bags of cement when it was sold at 11k he didn't carry it as at the time he paid, he now wants to carry it the seller refused release the goods because the price has changed (even though he paid in full)

@Guccistarboi Person day look for work + buy a truck in the same sentence na colos reasoning be dat

“If you’re looking for a job to do, buy a truck and go to where they are selling woods & supply woods, you’ll make a lot of money” - Nigerian man drops business strategy

@JMC_Emeka See silly yarn lol, you for just leave everything for outside na, pay for storage after patronizing you? Why did you allow him keep it at first ?

@Mazi_Chinonso1 @NonsoWilliams01 I will give your your 50 bags of cement but you will pay for 4 months storage fee. 50 naira per bag per day. You will chose between that or refund.

Hoje é aniversário de Andrés Iniesta! 🎂🎉 😍 CRAQUE DA BOLA! 🇪🇸

Iniesta 🥶 Nostálgico!

🚨FIREBOY DML NEW SNIPPET Hows it Sounding ??

@FindingKan Damn

One of the experiences I’ve ever had in my life that scarred me as regards relationships when I was a single guy. This babe that had a boyfriend came over to the house for a dick appointment x We were making out and I was just about to hang her leg when her boyfriend called. This babe asked me to chill, She wore back all her dress plus her wig, put on her lip gloss then went outside to the balcony to FaceTime him 👇🏽

@bibzyCarter Saara ti o ni laada ninu 😂

Paying your babes tuition is what Yoruba people call 'saara'. 😂😂

Adekunle Gold you’re wack And your swag is wack Old fool !

@TouchlineX Not an impressive tactics, let’s enjoy football

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: During the match vs Bayern Munich, PSG goalkeeper Matvéi Safónov was purposely long kicking goal-kicks to result in a Bayern throw-in on their right side. When Bayern played the throw in, PSG players would overload that area, put 2 players on Olise, and quickly win possession to start a counter. This sequence happened over 5 times during the match, resulting in Olise losing possession, or Bayern playing an uncomfortable back pass, where PSG players could press higher up the pitch. Luis Enrique was already praised for his unusual method of kicking the ball out of bounds to start high pressing from kick off, but this is next level. 😳🧠

@AlbumTalksHQ Lyrics ti ma ko angeli gbe wa.

🚨Seyi Vibez would have now released 12 Projects in the space of 5 years (9 in last 3 years) 😳: NSNV EP (2021) BILLION DOLLAR BABY (2022) BILLION DOLLAR BABY 2.0 (2022) MEMORY CARD EP (2023) NAHAMCIAGA EP (2023) VIBE TILL THY KINGDOM COME (2023) THY KINGDOM COME (2023) VIBEZ INC MIXTAPE (2024) LOSEYI PROFESSOR EP (2024) CHILDREN OF AFRICA EP (2025) FUJI MOTO (2025) SWAGUU (2026) 🔜📀 WORK RATE. 😮‍💨😤

SEYI VIBEZ ANNOUNCES HIS NEW ALBUM, “SWAGUU” IS DROPPING SOON AND IT IS EXECUTIVELY PRODUCED BY BURNA BOY! 🏆

@_belikebaddy No mind them jo

I hate how you can be trying to pass a genuine message on here and narratives would be spun out of it to make you malicious. I would never be an ingrate in my life, I know what it means to give somebody something and it’s an Herculean task. I’ll never stop appreciating, never.

@Wizarab10 The guy no really mean am lie dat from the way I see the tweet, day just wan whine am

It is well. I have no comment. I want to major in the major. We need N3.2m to complete the surgery fund. Let's donate and wrap it up. We've started it. Let's finish it. 0249219856 Wema bank Obadiah David Adedolapo

🚨SHAKIRA x BURNA BOY “DAI DAI” OFFICIAL FIFA 2026 WORLD CUP SONG OUT NEXT THURSDAY🚨

@kolawole29 Lol you commend police man way civilian day teach him work.

@Nimisioluwa @PoliceNG I commend the policeman with the guy ,he listen to the advise they gave him .

Moment a police officer allegedly tried to shoot at a car that refused to wind down, but people around quickly confronted the officer 😳 @PoliceNG why are you giving guns to heartless people 😢

@Innocent_Zikky This is wonder, he skipped the signs lol

Bro said “no nigga has to go through this” She is the dirties woman on earth cause what heck is this ?

@thecreativexx That’s true

Apparently, people don't know the difference between "inspired by true events" and "based on a true story" Smh

Asake — MCBH 😭😭😭❤️❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

@the_beardedsina MCBH

Why are they always smoking?