maia

#maiacore, also known as #losercore

the sword of fucking damocles is swinging above my head rn i’m going insane

@meeksirl someone needs to ban you from the kitchen i swear to god

unfortunately i have unlocked a new level of autism (birds)

@ummrys AM I COOKING

@ummrys CANADA WATER -> WATER BIRDS > CANADA WATER BIRDS -> STUPID CANADIAN WOLF BIRD

#1 song on ilya rozanovs pre game hype playlist btw open.spotify.com/track/6J5kc12B…

hollanov btw open.spotify.com/track/7tCuCjhx…

@ummrys should i drop out and pursue photography

user ummrys off twitter

@ummrys boston massachusetts

writing heated rivalry fanfiction has taken me places i wouldn't go with a gun

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watching this on repeat works better than anxiety meds probably

just went from bawling embarrassingly like an hour ago to so extremely up 30 minutes ago to Fear… emotional whiplash so strong call me ilya rozanov during the tuna melt scene

@ummrys getting rose at nandos like the classy bitch i am

having a cheeky nandos for the first time

just got fucking baited to an incomprehensible degree

@ummrys i’m not

i am so sorry to anyone in the general vicinity of me and maia during the del water gap concert

i have spilt a hideous amount of beer over myself

THEYRE PLAYING NIGHT CHANGES AT THW DWG CONCERT

we’re so bag - bee ummrys

this is genuinely what the reality of having to go back home in a day and a half feels like… like wow should i stay in london or should i face The Horrors

woke up to a depression day BUT WHO GAF WE HAVE A CONCERT TO GO TO #HUSTLE #GRIND #WORKHARDPLAYHARD

just gave a performance so convincing bee thought i was homophobic… @.hudsonwilliams hmu