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@itsrashona Lymphatic drainage AND cardio.. talk about two birds with one stone

i been jump roping & i'm thinking of adding jumping jacks😭

@lilyally98 👌🏽

List of things to include in a prenup as a woman Compensation for career sacrifice Infidelity clauses Protection of premarital assets Protection from partner’s debt Spousal support/alimony terms Stay-at-home parent protections Division of marital property Business ownership protection Retirement and pension protection Inheritance protection Real estate protections Child-related financial expectations Household labor recognition Lifestyle and financial management clauses Insurance requirements Protection for future businesses or side hustles Digital and intellectual property rights Relocation and immigration protections

a lot of folks not making it to old age bc of their decisions now

Literally bear walk any time possible I promise your hips will unlock

the key to keeping your mobility in your 20s is to do the little exercise drills you’d do in PE class when you were in 5th grade

@knittedmugs FORREAL glass skin but the bones made of glass too😭

A lot of people are very concerned about how they’ll look when they’re old and not concerned at all about how they’ll feel or move when they’re old

do you ever just lay in bed when you wake up and take the time to feel the sun on your face and thank the invisible for waking you up?

finally caved and got a Liforme mat so so excited

grief is a portal

@bored2die sometimes you just gotta get in there

Are u supposed to naturally be a good person or is it something you have to do manually

@jovialroots My brother and I were just talking about it, so so true..

I like befriending people who have a lot going on career-wise, because they end up being the most stable friends who don’t start acting weird. They have too much going on to even worry about competing over the weirdest things.

experiencemaxxing healthmaxxing sexmaxxing magicmaxxing we out here

I’m leader of the gays in a past life

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who am I kidding I am rich I have red light on, house music blaring, dancing in my underwear while underwriting. .. i love me I love life

tryna be rich but time is the currency ☯️

the art of not giving a fuck is important to learn Aquarius

@aquarius_mood Can confirm my circle is a dot for this reason

Aquarius love being silly, goofy and unserious with their friends and lovers, but only after we’ve established that you are highly intelligent and have the capacity to hold depth and nuance

guys who work in office jobs from home: i need like 10000g of protein or i will literally die guy who actually does manual labor: did yuo know seven elever has a deal where two taquitos free if you get monster energy drink

I miss my old e girl friend that was equally obsessed with the sims as me. We’d geek for HOURS. Miss her a lot