Mutt

I dyed my hair again 💚

I think Tofu could take Markiplier in a fight

@meepsthemutt Hehehehe

This bugges me so much Everything on the Chick-fil-A menu is normal for me except the fries, which for some reason make swallowing difficult. I'm not allergic to potatoes, so I don’t have an explanation.

They didn't ask me to be their fool for April Fools :(

First day on the new job and this is my desk neighbour.

@LvosotwinanR It's been happening for like a month now

@meepsthemutt That’s just weird ngl

Someone on discord is begging my ex for my nudes and it's kinda pathetic.

I wanna get a hand tattoo but I also want a job

I'm not casual, I'll kill us both

They in fact could not match my yern

liquor? yeah if she’ll let me

Crawl under my skin

@Monty_Wildhorn @LvosotwinanR Also in case of emergency they don't have to worry about metal on us

@LvosotwinanR @meepsthemutt No sharp things

An angel lost her wings (The hospital took my piercings)

Nothing but vodka in my blood

Rat cat is reading all the replies, he is amused

@Monty_Wildhorn Yes

@meepsthemutt Woodchipper?

@LvosotwinanR Nope

@meepsthemutt You kidding

Maybe 2027 will be my year