madeline george

you know you’ve hit rock bottom when your phone autocorrects “tall” to “y’all”

@bbatphone ohio has 3 major cities i will not stand for this slander

the average "north american" tour now: - boston - nyc - nyc - nyc - los angeles - los angeles - los angeles - bumfuck nowhere, ohio - 1 (one) randomly selected southern city - the only city in mexico - the only city in canada

@citricscience @berdyaboi squash/cordial, what are you talking about? we don’t have that either. also it’s any citrus prepared that way, like limeade

@berdyaboi When you add water and sugar to pure apple juice you still call it apple juice. Why do lemons get a special name? If you want to give it a different name just use lemon squash/cordial as that's essentially what it is.

sprite is not lemonade. lemonade is lemonade. its lemons. its just lemons and water you put lemons into water with some sugar. thats lemonade. sprite is not that what the fuck are they on about what the fuck

oh bald atreides

@bratsexuaa noah kahan is right there

i was gonna make a post about how random victoria monét’s best new artist win was (because of how long it feels like she’s been in the industry) but then i looked at some of the people she was up against and was like.. ok yeah that makes sense

taking photos of hudcon presenting like i’m at a concert

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get in the car it’s august

If Babylon loses Best Score please check on me

OHIOOOO GOALLL!! George scores with 1:00 to go in the third period 11-2 Bobcats

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i did not have going into an andrew garfield related spiral on my 2021 bingo card

if you skip brutal, i’m sorry but we just can’t be friends

is there a good reason mia and chris pine couldn’t get married in princess diaries 2? asking for a friend

Jeopardy has always had a special place in my heart. I had hoped that one day I would meet Alex as a contestant, but for now, rest in peace, you deserve it.