Megan

I can not put into words how much I HATE school 100% attendance awards. It drives me absolutely mad. It is ridiculous and should be scrapped!

1 mum, 3 children and a gastro bug. Wish me luck 😩

Or a parent!

Living in a terraced house has made me realise that I absolutely hate living in a terraced house. I need a house in the middle of a field, with my nearest neighbour at least a mile away.

Sometimes I wish I could be the parent who doesn't have to always answer the phone, or worry about the appointments. Id like to just do something on a whim instead of having to play for a babysitter weeks in advance. Being a single mum is just shit sometimes!

I'm on my annual hunt for Christmas activities that don't involve father Christmas or his little helpers, and isn't absolutely ridiculously busy! Autistic daughter who absolutely hates the big man.

Grown adults buying and reselling kids teddies, Jelly cats, for extortionate amount are fucking weird!

I need to be one of these 5am, yoga in the morning and a smoothie on the school run mum's. I'm falling apart!

@PaulnotBrian Is this not just 'life'?

You know when you’re tired, but you still have shit to do, but you’re tired. That.

One of my neighbours has put up their Christmas lights! Now I love Christmas but even I think it's a bit early!

I'm nap trapped under a sleeping baby. But I planned ahead! I've got my lunch next to me, had a wee and have the TV remote within arms reach. Win!

#PMDD is absolutely ruining my life!

Suicidal ideation, for many, isn't about death. It's about relief. From shame. From feeling overwhelmed constantly. From feeling like a fucking burden. The goal isn't always "not wanting to be alive" It's just not wanting to live like this.

3am breastfeeding club! 😴🫩

Why do Drs and Nurses think the blue curtains around the cubicles are soundproof? I can hear you! Lol

Am I over reacting or is "Imbecile" an inappropriate spelling for 8 year olds! I don't like it!

AHH the sun is shining so that means I can enjoy the garden. Oh wait... No I can't. My neighbours are smoking weed and it absolutely stinks, their dog barks 24/7 and there's constant arguing. I can not wait to move!

Realising I have to do all the hard shit on my own is exhausting. Everyone makes the same promises and then doesn't deliver. Surprised! Nope.

I woke up in such a good mood but christ, hyperemesis is kicking my arse. This shit is so exhausting and draining 😭

Today I'm doing all the big girl scary things I've been avoiding. So I bought myself an Easter egg!

@PaulnotBrian Episode 1 was good! Black Doves was fantastic if you haven't watched that.

Missing You on Netflix…worth binge watching?