Megan Purdy

nothing hits more than a tall glass of Dr Pepper after bombing a zoom interview

I truly hate loud videos, nothing makes me more anxious

I know this is a bad thing to say but I truly get so angry when my netflix won’t load

@hannahkovac of course they are

there’s nothing I love more than seasonal little debbie’s brownies

when the trader joe’s cashier asks how my day is going

it’s hard to determine what gives us a better glimpse into history: National Treasure or Night at the Museum

If pasta salad is around, nothing on earth can stop me from having some

there are just no fucking words that capture the horror and insanity of more than a dozen children being shot to death in their elementary school. especially when it’s not the first time it’s happened. especially when you know nothing will change as a result.

Everybody just watching Kanye and liking his posts like he’s not actively emotionally abusing his ex in front of the world. I’m no Kim K fan but this shit out of hand.

“How long have you been fucking Nate Jacobs?”

the interview process for writing an hbo series

me: * completes literally any task* me: i think it’s time for a special treat :)

found a good bumper sticker

keeping myself sharp by regularly asking myself tough questions like “what happened yesterday” and “what was i planning on doing just now”

Pretty much

me if i met robert pattinson

My heart breaks for the victims and their families in Boulder. “Back to normal” cannot mean a return to horrific gun violence. The Senate Judiciary Committee has a hearing on gun safety TOMORROW. We must put a stop to this.