Megan Samide

if i had a dollar for every time i fake laughed at a customer’s joke, i wouldn’t even need a job

do you think carrie underwood actually dug her keys into the side of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive?

my eyes really be like: O_o

does anyone want to be in love so we can split rent

normalize saying no to hanging out with people because you simply don’t feel like it

instagram be giving us everything except the old algorithm 😭😭😭

ke$ha really had me believin that boys would be blowin up my phone

Damn, is it October 1929? Because I am in a Great Depression:/

stress level: when miley had to choose between jesse and jake

dreading the day my child asks me to help them with their homework

me: takes buzzfeed quizzes and calls it self reflection

Click on the elephant 𓃰

ever look through your snap memories and think “this did not age well”?

i love laying on a good carpet. mmm so soft, yet so flat

do you constantly talk about how you want to die all the time or are you normal?

normalize dropping out of college and disappointing your family

I love it here.

just realized mother’s day is this sunday. can’t wait to see the look on my mom’s face when i give her the gift of me

my mom said i needed to be more productive. i told her i took 4 quizzes today. she doesn’t have to know they were buzzfeed quizzes