Meg Braden

Parents: today may be the first day of school for some of you in the Los Angeles areas. My advice having lived through many a fire season: -Keep your children & older relatives close until the “power shutoff” warnings are clear in your area. If you NEED TO EVACUATE, going to pick kids up from school could create a potentially heartbreaking dilemma. -have your “Go bags” updated & ready. -keep the car parked facing down/out the driveway so you can roll at a moments notice. -stay alert. stay as safe as you can.

Who did it better? @megbraden & I or the “moon landing” crew in Hollywood?

How to win ‘Trunk or Treat’: @MLB

@DALLASBRADEN209 This hurts my heart that they are exterminating 😢

You call me & my wife @megbraden #QueenB

If you shaving fits me back in to that bikini again then I’m already on my way to buy razors at the store!

QUEEN SPOTTING TIME! This one is easy & once you find her you’ll be able to see the distinct physical characteristics that separate her from the rest of the hive. @megbraden has done a phenomenal job with re queening one of the hives & now we got that golden nectar flowing!

LET’S SEE IF THE MEDIA GIVES THIS THE ATTENTION THEY GAVE 5 WHITE MISSING BILLIONAIRES IN A SUBMARINE Miss Carlee Russell was abducted on 7/13/23 off of Interstate 459 South, mile marker 11, Exit 10 around the vicinity of Hoover High School area around 9:30pm-10:00pm in Hoover, Alabama. Carlee is about 5’5 and 150-160lbs. Her red Mercedes was left on the side of the interstate with all of her belongings, purse, cell phone and other items. She stopped because she saw a baby or child on the side of the interstate. She called 911 and family members to let them know. The last person she was on the phone with heard screams. If you have any information about her whereabouts please contact law enforcement- the Hoover Police Department. Information posted below are from the family: “Friends and family whatever city or state you’re in I would like to have someone spearhead search parties. Please contact me Talitha at 1-205-401-3365 or Carlos at 205-396-6160. Thank you and we are not receiving any negative thoughts. God is faithful and Carlee will be found safe and free from all hurt, harm and danger🙏🏾🙏🏾Lord I’m trusting you with my whole heart!!🙏🏾🙏🏾” al.com/news/2023/07/w…

@Jared_Carrabis Lmao

“So the thing is, there’s no way Babe Ruth could’ve killed his wife. It was probably an electrical issue or something and her house burning down two weeks after he asked for a divorce and she demanded money in return was just a coincidence, you see?”

The possible railroad strike is being ludicrously framed by much of political media. So, in case you're confused by all this, here's the nutshell. (thread)

@JennyJohnsonHi5 Try it with Closed captions and see what it says.

These things are so interesting. I only heard “Oh fuck” at first, then I heard, “Oh Barbie” and now I hear, “Oh fuck” again. What about y’all?

"Good girl" conditioning has us believing our role is: to get other people to like or approve of us in social settings, to not "rock the boat", and to betray our own needs in order to appear selfless. HERE'S HOW TO UNLEARN IT:

@Jared_Carrabis @DALLASBRADEN209 LOL

@DALLASBRADEN209 how many bong rips

2 TIMES FOR THE SACTOWN STINGER! GO OFF KING!

This was posted by Viola Davis on IG:

These are the types of photos we see of white youth, even white adults, who have killed people. Trayvon was killed, his murderer free, and we seldom saw photos of this Black boy, full of promise and hope, enjoying a space camp. We’re working to make the world better, Trayvon.

@jennycavnar That’s why I invested in one of these!! Lol

Mom move of the day: removing coffee from microwave that I forgot yesterday AM to heat up this mornings coffee that has already gone cold. It’s 7am

VOLUME UP: Yesterday we celebrated the future arrival of the newest member of our tribe! Our oldest daughter had some thoughts on the news herself…#NotAgain 🤣 Soon to be a daddy of 3! Thank you @megbraden for filling my heart in every way imaginable!

This may read like an admission of withholding education from my children in hopes they can never leave my home. That’s not 100% true… So @megbraden & I are having another kid just in case these 2 learn words & numbers & stuff & wanna leave some day. #FatherOfThree

My daughter received her first stripe on her belt today! A very proud moment for @megbraden & I. Just wanted to thank our coaches at @GracieBarra72 (Simi Valley).

This is me gazing back at my coverage trying to calculate just how much I’ve out kicked them… A fuck ton is the answer. 7 heavenly years filled with love & lessons & gratitude. I love you more than a bases loaded nobody out come backer. Thank you my Queen ⁦@megbraden⁩!

@DALLASBRADEN209 Let’s start practicing this selflessness at home.

This morning the printer ran out of paper at the studio. I refilled it. Not calling myself a hero but I would like the record to reflect what a selfless act that was & that the fact that I can do something like that when nobody is looking & not make it a thing says a lot about me