Megan

I am either dumb or hilarious. There is no in between.

Heathers

It’s September 1st. You know what that means.

Hair dye

Dentist said my salivary glands very healthy, so go off.

Can confirm, Rhode Island is a real place.

My eyes are up here

when ur 8 drinks deep and they start playing 2000s white women music

sabrina carpenter’s song “manchild” dropping tonight when all of this shit is going down. the promo is crazy

me

Are men maybe too emotional for positions of leadership?

one time i was so high my bra unclasped and i thought i got shot

this is going to absolutely ruin their upcoming girls trip to cancun with vladimir putin

Mug shot?

“not enough room” my ass, chick-fil-a is banning Bevo because he’s gay

Went to my local Taco Bell for lunch (TLDR) and it was demolished?!?

the only thing america hates more than a rapist is a woman

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