Megan Jeffery

@fordservice I want to update my SYNC but I'm getting a system error every time I try to create an account. what gives?

Megan knows just what every boyfriend wants... Doesn't Craig look great!? And that tree! @megjeff

I miss swan songs #TheSingOff

Who will win? Who cares. #thesingoff #unimpressed #bringbackdelilah

Jewel's dress is unforgivable... #TheSingOff

@UndeadFranks @612Brew are you coming back?! We were just about to come get food when you left!!

@angelalalucio it looks sooooooo good though :) *sigh* long bobs *sigh*

@loonylloyd @CarrieNo @patrickEterry @KyleGamboni that settles it, I'm going to the dmv to get a new licence so I can get a passport!!

Boo, you whorecrux.

@KyleGamboni nothing makes me more uncomfortable than something being described as "gentle"

@KyleGamboni true talent

@KelsIsOnFire @MINIUSA Golden Valley?!

@vaughan075 got three hours of sleep #blessed

@megjeffOkay, well you fall under Creepiness-Exemption 43.1B, which is I always crave attention and approval from Megan Jeff-FREEZE

@vaughan075 no application necessary. You deserve it, baby!

@vaughan075 so you're saying you'd be creeped out if I named my firstborn after you in an attempt to rekindle our friendship?

I can't get over this GIF. I can't. "@KyleGamboni: Me celebrating GIFs on Twitter! pic.twitter.com/DHLmtEAGJN"

@CarrieNo @taylorswift13: At a certain level of jet lagged, I just start answering all of my business emails with "I'll do whatever I want."