Meg Percy

no one: still no one: seminary guys:

@heathmaster The WiFi’s out again isn’t it

Do you ever wake up some days and think, “Did I cut off a gypsy in traffic? Buy a home on an ancient burial ground? Forget to tip a server who practices voodoo?”

r u cool with me coming over and shedding half my hair all over ur floor

She died doing what she loved. Walking into the road while saying "Pedestrians have right of way"

college campus quads when it's above 50 in february

Unfortunate oversight in the bulletin.

when you pass someone to see if they look as stupid as they drive

You got a fast car I’ve got a donkey I’m riding to the picnic

DEVASTATING: this woman turned on The Lord of the Rings movie to play in the background while she cleans the house but is now glued to the TV and narrating the prologue alongside Cate Blanchett

On this day in 1992, George H. W. Bush sent a presidential memo about his very fat dog. 13/10

I cannot wait to read this one.

if this is not good I will Die

they should play this clip at the oscars

when I say "I've got that dog in me" this is what I mean

I love a good nook. Not too crazy about a cranny

looking to adopt and it seems like i have my choice of the four horsemen of the apocalypse